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Wednesday, June 29, 2005

Now who's the weirdo?


squirl on squirl
Originally uploaded by Bucky Four-Eyes.

Thought you perverts would enjoy a little Squirl-on-squirl action. Obviously, my kinky sis is not only into bestiality, but she's got it bad for Beanie Babies too.

So who's the degenerate in my family now?

29 of you felt the overwhelming need to say somethin':

Blogger Squirl said...

Let me just clarify two things. One - I was not drunk. That was my "are you really gonna take my picture???" face. Two - there is nothing whatsoever going on between me and the beanie baby squirl. It's my mascot for God's sake!

1:30 PM, June 29, 2005  
Blogger Bucky Four-Eyes said...

Squirl...god has little to do with this...

1:32 PM, June 29, 2005  
Blogger SierraBella said...

Dear God, just where is Squirl's thumb?
Oh say it isn't so!

1:34 PM, June 29, 2005  
Blogger Squirl said...

Well, I had to support the little guy, didn't I?

1:50 PM, June 29, 2005  
Anonymous Danielle said...

OMG!! that squirrel reminds me one time a squirrel fell from the tree onto my sisters backpack and it would not get off, she was like hitting the squirrel, throwing around the backpack and it would not get off, so the next day I bought her the squirrel beanie baby and put bandades on it andwrapped sumthing around its head and it looked like it was all bruised, bandaged up, we were rollen....SORRY had to share!

2:39 PM, June 29, 2005  
Anonymous GOD said...

Leave me out of this.

2:47 PM, June 29, 2005  
Anonymous GOD said...

I meant, leave ME out of this.

GOD

2:48 PM, June 29, 2005  
Blogger Bucky Four-Eyes said...

Sierrabella - she stuck in her thumb, and pulled out...a squirl prostate?

Squirl - you always have been very supportive. Why couldn't you save my saggy boobs?

Danielle - for shame. The squirl gods will not look kindly on your squirl-beatin' sister.

god - I try to leave you out of matters wherever possible.
Just wondering: are you my preferred deity (uppercase GOD) or another?
Not that there's anything wrong with that.

2:52 PM, June 29, 2005  
Blogger Mr. Bloggerific Himself said...

The positioning of the eyebrows, the placement of the fingers...work it girl, WORK IT!!

3:35 PM, June 29, 2005  
Blogger SierraBella said...

It's always good to see some Squirl on Squirrel action!

Maybe you should forward the picture to Jessica Rabbit?

3:46 PM, June 29, 2005  
Blogger It's Me, Maven... said...

.oO(O)"Are you there God, it's me, Squirrel... no not THE Squirl... Please lord, whatever she does, I hope she ties a string to my tail so I can be easily removed once she's done."

4:08 PM, June 29, 2005  
Blogger Romani Heart said...

Sounds like one of those things that tends to run in families. :)

4:58 PM, June 29, 2005  
Blogger JessicaRabbit said...

Ok you people are all crazy, Im so glad I am normal and not at all afflicted with whatever insanity is going on over here.

Yes,thats right, Im the normal one. Yup. Sure am.

(Bucky, you DID get rid of those pics of me and Tigger right?)

7:50 PM, June 29, 2005  
Blogger eclectic said...

Oh for the love of everything..., now Jessica's the NORMAL one. Egads! ;)

And to think, Bucky, I thought you were the erm..., interesting one...runnin' around quacking 'catalpa' over at Squirl's place! Jes' shut mah maouth!!

7:58 PM, June 29, 2005  
Blogger Bucky Four-Eyes said...

Mr. B - if there's one thing Squirl knows how to do, it's work It.

Sierrabella - sounds like Jess has her own collection started (see below).

Nugget - the string is an essential part of the equation.

Romani - I, er, uh, don't know what you mean...
*hides peanut butter and shoves dog aside*

Jess - those Tigger-on-Jess pix are magnifique. I eagerly await the results of your photo session with Wobbles.

Eclectic - another sign of the Apocalypse, eh?

8:15 PM, June 29, 2005  
Blogger Bucky Four-Eyes said...

Oh, Jess, you probably meant Tigger from the 100 Acre Woods, didn't you, and not your cat?

Sorry, that makes it totally respectable. Sex with cartoon animals is not forbidden in any text I can find.

8:18 PM, June 29, 2005  
Blogger LadyBug said...

Bucky, you are - and always will be - the degenerate, to me.

Nothing can change that, Schmoopie.

8:29 PM, June 29, 2005  
Blogger Ern said...

Hey Bucky, I took a picture just for you this weekend. It's posted on my site. I can email it to you if you want. ;)

1:19 AM, June 30, 2005  
Anonymous Danielle said...

P.S. Don't worry, the SIS loves animals and the squirrel didn't get hurt!!!

7:36 AM, June 30, 2005  
Blogger Bucky Four-Eyes said...

LadyBug - Thanks for the vote of confidence. I wouldn't want anybody to think, well, wholesome thoughts about me. I know you won't.

Ern - I saw! I have my own casino! Somebody hand me the dice...

Danielle - whew! The squirl gods have retracted their claws and their little bitey teeth.

8:04 AM, June 30, 2005  
Blogger Nilbo said...

Bucky .. families are not limited to one degenerate. So you're not off the hook, as painful as THAT sounds.

Tip for better squirrel action: wrap them in duct tape - that way they don't explode. You kow, not that I know. I've just heard.

And while it's nice that Ern takes pictures just for you, I think we'd all appreciate it if she took one just for Jess. Just sayin' ...

9:00 AM, June 30, 2005  
Blogger Susie said...

Are you kidding?
Kranki and I are about to launch our "Glow-in-the-Dark Nipple Locators" business, and would like you to be our spokesmodel. (Perhaps that answers the question in your title.)

9:22 AM, June 30, 2005  
Anonymous Dazed & Confuzed said...

Every time I see a squirrel, I think of the painter Bob Ross and his "happy trees" and the squirrels that he raised in a box until they left home.

Squirl, is there anything you want to tell us?

9:43 AM, June 30, 2005  
Blogger Bucky Four-Eyes said...

Nilbo - Horndog. Shall we take "special" pictures for you Friday?

Susie - That's the job offer I've waited a lifetime to accept! My nipples would like to thank the academy...

Dazed - Bob Ross raised squirrels in a box? Why was I never informed of this development? I hope they were happy little squirrels.
So far as I know, Squirl was not raised in a box, though I hear she came forth from one.

That's how I heard it, anyway.

9:51 AM, June 30, 2005  
Blogger Nilbo said...

Why, given I'm a Canadian, and that Friday is July 1st - Canada Day - I think "special pictures" would be not only a wonderful treat for me, but a tribute to international friendship and co-operation. Think of it as doing your part to help the cause of world peace.

I'm all about the good of the planet ...

11:10 AM, June 30, 2005  
Blogger Bucky Four-Eyes said...

Yes, Nilbo...Nipples for World Unity.

You altruistic pervert.

11:15 AM, June 30, 2005  
Blogger Torrie said...

Poor little squirl. He will never regain his innocence.

12:28 PM, June 30, 2005  
Blogger spoonleg said...

I LOVE your hair squirl! You two totally look related. HA!

7:15 PM, July 01, 2005  
Blogger Squirl said...

Um, thanks, Spoony.

11:34 AM, July 02, 2005  

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