the Bucky Four-Eyes Cotillion

Thursday, July 14, 2005


I'm too sexy for my kitchenette.

15 of you felt the overwhelming need to say somethin':

Blogger Squirl said...

It's far cry from the Bucky Crocker days.

8:57 PM, July 14, 2005  
Blogger Kitty said...

Bucky Crocker - is that the chick that showed up here in the blue dress?

12:13 AM, July 15, 2005  
Blogger Candace said...

Who's your buddy?

I mean...

Who's your Bucky?

12:16 AM, July 15, 2005  
Blogger JessicaRabbit said...

That seems alittle unsanitary, did you at least ask the spatula about its last ten partners?

4:10 AM, July 15, 2005  
Blogger Ghost of Goldwater said...

Just thought I'd say hi from Italy... on vacation in Tuscany at the moment... Good food, sunny... their English is 'orrible at best here, but the scenery sure beats Minnesota. On to Pisa, Florence, Rome, Naples etc next week...

6:28 AM, July 15, 2005  
Blogger Danielle said...

omg.

8:01 AM, July 15, 2005  
Anonymous dazed & confuzed said...

There's nothin' like hot spatula porn to get ME wet.

8:53 AM, July 15, 2005  
Anonymous Slick said...

Bucky,
The picture of the orange barrel could have come from any road in our lovely state(MI). It brough back so many memories of my trip to Cadillac yesterday. I like to think of driving in Michigan during construction season as an adventure, you never know which lanes will be closed, or maybe the whole road will be closed.....drive safe!!!!

10:13 AM, July 15, 2005  
Blogger Nilbo said...

Oh, for God's sake, will you suck it up, go down to the Adult Toy Store, and buy a proper paddle? You can't keep raiding your kitchen for marital aids. The rolling pin was bad enough ...

10:58 AM, July 15, 2005  
Blogger SierraBella said...

Does Bucky ever cook in the kitchenette, or just play with the toys?
Say ahhhhhhhh...

11:41 AM, July 15, 2005  
Blogger eclectic said...

No, no, Bucky...when Jim said he'd like you to 'lick it', he didn't mean THAT. Try again.

12:11 PM, July 15, 2005  
Blogger Torrie said...

Remind me never to ask you to make me an omlette.

12:39 PM, July 15, 2005  
Blogger Von Krankipantzen said...

Does that mean you are eating out every night?

12:54 PM, July 15, 2005  
Blogger Bucky Four-Eyes said...

Squirl - Bucky Crocker lives in me still, apparantly.

Kitty - Yup, same domesticated bitch.

Misfit - Ha! Hadn't thought of that! I coulda worked that in somehow...

Jess - It told me there hadn't been anyone before me. Spatula wouldn't lie, right?

Right?

Ghost - Howdy to our overseas correspondent! I envy your itinerary. Gesticulate wildly in Rome and try to work the word "merkin" into every conversation.

Danielle - the spatula finally put you over the edge, didn't it?

Dazed - ya know I'm always lookin' for ways to make your dolphin dance.

Slick - I guess orange cones are a low-maintenance splash of color on the roads.

Nilbo - if only there'd been a rolling pin, there'd have been a special picture for you. You know you dig kitchen gadget erotica. Just admit it, you'll feel better.

Sierrabella - DING DING DING DING we have a winnah! No one really expected me to cook, did they?

Eclectic - well, no wonder I was gettin' those looks. Back to the drawring board...

Torrie - How 'bout french toast?

Krankie - oh, if only I could reach...

1:44 PM, July 15, 2005  
Blogger Amy said...

See, that's why Martha Stewart never widened her fan base. She NEVER licked spatulas.

11:11 AM, July 16, 2005  

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