Bucky's survival tips
A good rule of thumb is: don't fuck with a woman in the throes of PMS.
Don't say I never warned you!
Don't say I never warned you!
Katy Barzedor proclaimed this to be so at 11:55 AM
Saturday, October 13, 2007
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14 of you felt the overwhelming need to say somethin':
Like the song says...
"Ain't that a hole in the boat"
btw...hope ya feel better soon cause yes...pmsing just plain friggin sucks !
Right, Bucky. I’ll stay out of your way.
Actually, I wasn’t married for 30 years with learning that. It is also reinforced by this, uh, “study” that a woman in Nebraska sent me and I posted on my blog last Monday:
“A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.
”For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire.
”No further studies are expected.”
I'm right there with you.
*thinks it best to just leave women out of the mix altogether, it's just easier that way*
PMS...not for sissies or men. Some Midol and heating pad, my dear?
PMS is a great reson to just stay in bed and watch soppy movies
Looks pretty skirry from that picture. Mebbe there's some Midol in on of those buildings you're about to destroy. ;-)
You know, I try to explain that to Hubby EVERY MONTH, but he still insists on breathing and looking at me! DAMN HIM!
Midol, heating pad, medication and CHOCOLATE or some other form of sweets.
Take out an extra building or two for me, would you?
Why oh why isn't the hysterectomy an elective procedure?!?!?!
Although that is obviously not the Owensboro skyline, there's some chocolate with your name on it if you'll just smack the shit out of said town's lack of skyline. Keep in mind that there is a lot of shit here per capita.
You'll definitely want to wash your hands afterwards.
That's for damn sure.
To be honest, the PMS picture is a few weeks old. I was not PMSing this last weekend; in fact, I was in a pretty damned good mood the whole time. ;)
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