Is this some sort of statement about my personal hygiene?
You Are Fish |
You have a well formed palate and a daring appetite. If it's served to you, you'll at least try it. People are pretty scared of your exotic ways. But once they get a taste of you, they're addicted! |
First of all, the concept that there is a "What Kind of Meat Are You?" blog quiz out there is a bit disturbing. I'll bet "Easy Meat" is not one of the possible results, which seems to exclude a lot of us in one fell swoop. And when they say "People are pretty scared of your exotic ways" are they really saying, "Don't shun the Massengill, girlfriend"?
I'm a little traumatized by this. Or maybe it's that hook stuck through my cheek...
15 of you felt the overwhelming need to say somethin':
I have to ask... what does the popscicle have to do with anything? A meatscicle?
Chia, I was puzzled by the graphic as well. Upon closer inspection, I think she's putting raw fish in her mouth with chopsticks.
Ahhh... it's all so clear now :-)
At first I was looking for evidence of a stray vein or something. My mind works in mysterious ways :-(
I'm friggin' TOFU.
You must accentuate the positive -- once people get a taste of you, they're addicted.
It says I'm chicken. But I ain't no chicken. It also said I'm skinny and have no vices. That test never really knew me at all.
And now, thanks to chchchchia, I want a meatsicle for breakfast.
Oh.My.God.
I'm PORK.
You like to think you're the other white meat, but many people don't want anything to do with you.
You probably smoke. And it's likely that no body part of yours is off limits.
Honestly, I just don't know what to say to that.
lmao, CK's not "kosher"
LMAO. CK is pork. pwahaaaaaaaaaaa
No wonder I love her so.
BACON! BACONBACONBACONBACONBACON!!!
It says I'm Pork. Are they talkin' trash about the size of my ass? Oh well, at least the sandwich looks good.
I'm told that I'm chicken, too. It says that people aspire to taste like me. I'm not sure I wanna know how they know what I taste like???
Well, I told the durn quiz I was a vegetarian but it insisted I was pork. Something about no part of my body is off limits (true, that).
What a weird quiz!
Golly - there's just so much a person could DO with a statement like that. "I am fish".
BTW, I am fish too. I am traumatized.
Apparently, I am duck. Who knew? I take offense to the "greasy" part, though:
Exotic and unusual, you are a bit of a rare bird - literally.
You're known for being soft and succulent, though at times you can be a bit greasy.
I got "mystery meat under a quart of rancid gravy, sitting under a heat lamp in a rundown cafeteria."
Not really. I got chicken. :P
For whatever it's worth, I'm FISH, too.
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