Ow ow OW!
Ever since I woke up this morning, I've had the sensation of a sharp object lodged under my left shoulderblade. I've had a really active day, which means I've had the constant reminder of it every time I move.
It's possible this was caused by the way I slept last night, but just in case it's something else, I'd like to cover all my bases. So, I beseech you: if you have a voodoo doll of me and you're gleefully prodding me with a big hat pin, or if you're somehow symbolically stabbing me in the back, please knock it off. This really fucking hurts! Thank you in advance for your cooperation.
It's possible this was caused by the way I slept last night, but just in case it's something else, I'd like to cover all my bases. So, I beseech you: if you have a voodoo doll of me and you're gleefully prodding me with a big hat pin, or if you're somehow symbolically stabbing me in the back, please knock it off. This really fucking hurts! Thank you in advance for your cooperation.
Katy Barzedor proclaimed this to be so at 5:37 PM
17 of you felt the overwhelming need to say somethin':
Oh, no. I'm sorry you're hurting. I hope it's better really soon.
Oh, honey. I'm sorry, too. And the only doctor in the house has R-U-N-N-O-F-T to Cambodia :(
Until the menace that is Toby Keith complies and takes a vow of silence and invisibility, I shall only have one voodoo doll.
Could it be the pencil I jabbed into your shoulder on your way out the door today?
Oooohhhh...just stopping by...for say...an ass shot...or maybe a nice rack shot...or maybe...BOTH.
I'm leaving very, very disappointed.
Dr H.O. Potamus
PS: Sorry 'bout your present ills.
Oh, suck it up already!
Chiropractors are wonderful people when you have an owie like that.
Hope you feel better soon. :o)
In pains me to know that you are hurting, Bucky. Have you looked in the mirror to make sure you haven’t at butcher’s knife sticking in your back?
Odd. I woke up this morning and Katy, my blow-up lover, was all deflated.
I must be a pretty sharp guy.
Hey I am Shoshie (Sarah's sister)
and Nikki's sister-in-law. Whew that
was long. Anyhoo Nikki gave me a few
blogs that she said I must check in
on her for her. Your name was on her
"hit list".
My hubby is a doctor he would tell ya to ice that shoulder. Me-I would tell ya to drink. Nikki would tell ya to go see a doctor. I vote for my
answer.
Or I can send you some gefilte fish
those will cure anything they look
pretty gross-and it might cause you
to jerk a certain way and that pain
will leave.
Shoshie or Shoshanna
People use Shoshanna when I am in
BIG TROUBLE.
I have put you on my list-Nikki said
you are very funny. I can't believe
that wench did not tell me sooner.
Whoever's doing that must stop NOW.
How's your breathing? Did you go to the Dr's and get it checked out I hope??!! Take care of your self!
Well if you visited once and a while I wouldnt have to do this!
Hope you are feeling better. Perhaps you need to post another assless chaps picture and I...er, umm..I mean whoever is doing it will stop.
I hurt my shoulder a couple weeks ago, and I immediately launched into an extensive, scientific search for the best remedies, and the ultimately answer proved to be alcohol and chocolate. There were a few other things - ice, heat, ibuprofen, etc., but I'm pretty sure it was the alcohol and chocolate that made the difference. Also, massage. I'm adding that tomorrow. I suspect it's going to be right up there with the alcohol and chocolate in the remedy department.
So sorry you're hurting!
Whoa! You're mean that shit works?! Dude, I'm so sorry! I didn't realize that actually worked... heh. Who'da thunk?
Bucky should go get felt up by the owchie doctor. Squirl - you should hook your sis up with BGD
Chia, if Bucky were over here I'd hook her up with BGD in a heartbeat. She would be much better for it.
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