Hey hey heeeey!
Charles Barkley is being interviewed on Pardon the Interruption right now, and he's got laryngitis or something wrong with his voice.
He sounds just fucking like Fat Albert.
He sounds just fucking like Fat Albert.
Katy Barzedor proclaimed this to be so at 5:44 PM
27 of you felt the overwhelming need to say somethin':
you're kind of a dick
. . .but not the kind of dick you are, which is an anonymous dick.
Hey, anonymous, I think you wish you had one.
Squirl's got my back! :)
Just for that, I geev you a real post tonight.
Any time, sis!
HEY!
I like HER kind of dickness. I am a BFE dickness licker.
Whoa! I'd have been dickish a long time ago had I known there was a dickness licker in da house.
Whatcha really gotta watch out for is the ticklish dickness licker in a wicker slicker.
A wicker slicker might yield a sticker quicker than you could dick her.
her dick gets a whole lot more action than yours does, my little anon friend. (methinks you actually know her and are just jealous. getta grip.)
I LOVE YOU, BUCKY! If I were into girls, you'd TOTALLY rock my world.
Oooh, Bucky. I'm so jillis of your new troll. Is it the fuzzy-headed, nekkid kind of troll?
And I giggled at your tongue twister....although, saying "tongue twister" in this context seems kinda dirty.
if it's a nekkid troll, can we dick it???
Awww, youse guys, I wasn't trollin' for love. . .but lay it on if you must! :)
I'm positive it's someone I know. Because I am kind of a dick.
You may dick it if you like, but I'd suggest double baggin' your magic stick.
The troll really got comments going tonight. Do we owe him/her our thanks????
Instead of him/her I should have said it.
What's that old song? You're nobody 'til somebody hates you?
To paraphrase an old song.... lol
You're nobody till somebody hates you. You're nobody till somebody sneers.
Grrrl, you're somebody!
I'm Batman!
No, wait, I only married Batman.
Then you must be Robin. (But wasn't the real Robin part-female anyway?)
Bucky,
I think this was all a big misunderstanding. I'll bet anon MEANT to say, "You're kind TO a dick." You know, speculating on your sexual prowess, expertise, largesse and whatnot and suchlike. Kindness. To a dick. It's a good thing.
Susie (a BFE fan from dooce. You consistently crack me up.)
psst bucky...ummm, I'm kind've a virgin with my blog and trolls never visit. Can you u go and, like, say something mean over at my place and, like, not tell anyone? just think it would give my place a more seasoned, experienced look about it. how about I do your homework for a month or something. Go on and call me a fuck nut or something!! yeah!!
Nice place you have here :)
dc
Raz --Actually, I'm kind of more masculine than Robin. And when I say "kind of" I mean "by a mile."
Susie -- Maybe that was it. A tribute to my largesse. I always say, be kind to a dick, and it'll be kind to you. Just make sure you know where you wanna be when it goes off. ;)
Dang -- My homework? For a month? Where were you when I was in that godawful Fund Accounting class?
I wandered back over here, and I must be getting reeeeeeally tired, 'cause that last line read something like this:
He sounds like he's fucking Fat Albert.
Hey hey heeeey, indeed!
I'm not sure what he would have sounded like if he'd been fucking Fat Albert! I'm sure it wouldn't have been happy sounds, though.
C.B. is fucking Fat Albert? He is now qualified to be a White House correspondent ala Jim Gannon
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