Are you really that easy?
After your response to my last two posts, I think I can safely say that you guys think boobs are mighty funny, or at least interesting enough to talk about. So I wondered...could I milk boobs for a third post? Could I do so without running the risk of virtually thrown tomatoes and a digital crook pulling me backstage?
Well, I'm willing to try my luck. Here's my first teddy bear...the way he, I mean she, always felt on the inside. A teddy bear's dreams actualized. What could be wrong about that?
This ain't no teddy bears' picnic
Join me next time when we shall examine the psychology of fart jokes. I understand that I must keep things highly intellectual here, lest I disappoint those of you who come here for the cerebral stimulation. Strictly highbrow here, folks.
Well, I'm willing to try my luck. Here's my first teddy bear...the way he, I mean she, always felt on the inside. A teddy bear's dreams actualized. What could be wrong about that?
This ain't no teddy bears' picnic
Join me next time when we shall examine the psychology of fart jokes. I understand that I must keep things highly intellectual here, lest I disappoint those of you who come here for the cerebral stimulation. Strictly highbrow here, folks.
Katy Barzedor proclaimed this to be so at 11:27 PM
27 of you felt the overwhelming need to say somethin':
Ooh, Cheerleader Teddy! Or is that Hooter Waitress Teddy?
Yeah, I'm that easy...
I, for one, will be thankful when we move from boob milking (makes me nervous.. can't help it) to the flatulence discussion. I consider myself an expert on the subject :)
I much prefer boobs to farts!
Poor ti- I mean teddy. I have a fart post planned, too. (I need to get a classier hobby, it would appear.)
Is this a good time to tell you that I am an ass man??
Durn it, girl! What have you done to your teddy???
Oh my... my, my, my, my, my.
That is a tough decision...
Breasts or Flatulence?
I'm torn.
Wait! I got it! Can you make farty noises with your boobs?
Oh--that poor poor teddy--I think she needs to wear a little teddy to cover up those puppies--it's a bit nipply, er, I mean nippy outside today....
Ok..the teddy is freakin me out a little.
With the legs spread and now with boobs..it just doesn't seem quite as innocent as before.
i think there is always time for boob and fart posts, IMO anyway. I love it. if teddy could see, i wonder what she'd say about her new,um,extra lady parts.
Bone -- well, when it comes to boobies, there's grand schemes, and there's GRAND SCHEMES... some of us have grander schemes then others. ;)
Boobs are over-rated. Or at least, that's what my husband says... he wouldn't lie about that, would he?
*lip quivering*
Eclectic - I'll try some orange hot pants on teddy and get back to you on the Hooters thing.
Romani Heart - fart jokes, comin' right up!
SS Nick - another vote for boobs *writes it down*
Susie - how come your fart post is cuter than my fart posts?
Mike - I have to admit, I see a lot more magazines featuring boobs than ones featuring farting when I go to the convenience store. I'm gonna say you're right about the popularity.
Spikey1 - oh, hey, I got plenty of ass, too. And it will magically shrink when I draw it. I enjoy my power of perspective when I sketch myself.
Squirl - If you ever decide to show Mom one of my posts, don't make it this one.
CKelli - teddy got your tongue?
M_D - torn but not ripped?
CKelli - well, never on purpose...
Effie - guess I need to dig out the old training bra...
Pissy - it's my teddy bear. You tellin' me you're surprised it's a slut?
Blogaholic - teddy asked me to call George Clooney immediately for her.
Bone Machine - shall I give teddy your number?
CKelli - I'd be willing to bet your scheme is grander than mine. ;)
Eclectic - of COURSE he wasn't lying, dear. Just like you're not lying when you tell him a giant johnson isn't everything, and then you sneak off to look at Jeff Stryker movies.
And ooooh, the whiiiiiiite sooooooooocksssssss...........
You're a freak!
I worry about you. I worry about you alot. AND, in the whole line of 'worrying' I was also 'thinking' about you today and I bought you something.
I know, now you're worried about me.
Send me your address, you hooker, so I can send you presents. yes, presentS.
Kristine, is that a line from IT? Please say it is.
fffffffft
Uttered while eating a pork chop with my hands.
Oh, and I'm with romani heart. Wean us off your boobs, already.
Susie just cut one. And Kristine has the audacity to call her level-headed.
Nilbo, what does that have to do with my HEAD?
ffffffft
You know, after giving it hooters and all, you sure left the area below the waist alone...and for that, I thank you.
If anything, put some underwear on your bear. She looks cold and confused. :o)
Tardist - I can now die happy - thank you for that moniker for TB.
Is Teddy's nipple pierced?
See, to me... farts and explosive (sudden onset, no less!) anal leakage is amusing. Titties are only funny if they border on the freakishly large, droop to one's ankles, you can tie them in a festive bow-tie behind your neck, or if you've got a third or a fourth one sprouted out of your chest. However, that does pose a good question, how many tits must one have before tits are considered teats? DISCUSS!!
Oh PS: Re: "sudden onset anal leakage" ...
I have coined the phrase:
"Scat-astrophy"
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