the Bucky Four-Eyes Cotillion

Friday, December 30, 2005

All that snoring was me

Earlier today, I had a comment from what I would assume to be the Ghost of Bad Perms Past, and the comment told me that I was working too hard. I would assume that a bad perm wouldn't come back from beyond the veil just to fuck with me, so I took the message to heart, and have managed to make it through the day without a productive moment.

We worked until about 12:30 last night and got the ugliest of the ugly stuff done on the project, which means that we get a real holiday weekend!

But my bad perm was right that I worked too much yesterday. I have photographic evidence, taken at my desk last night, to show the side effects of pullin' a long shift. Wait, why does it sound dirty when I say "pullin' a long shift"? "I got caught in the stockroom with Renaldo, pullin' a long shift."

Long day at work

By this point, my hair had decided it would break formation and each strand would wander in a different direction. And I keep the Pop-Tarts handy just in case of emergency; if we'd gotten snowed in, I'd have felt bad bein' forced to resort to cannibalism.

Needless to say, I'm pretty out of it today. My body clock gets confused very easily, just like I do. I've slept a lot today, so maybe I'll just sit here with my tchotchkes and my Play-Doh and my Photoshop and try really hard not to hurt anybody.

Heh heh heh heh...

14 of you felt the overwhelming need to say somethin':

Blogger Susie said...

Ruh-roh. No one is safe!!!!

9:28 PM, December 30, 2005  
Blogger I'm not here. said...

Play-doh always makes it better.

9:52 PM, December 30, 2005  
Blogger Pissy Britches said... crazy ass.
Do you think that maybe one day you can post a nice picture of you in color. This color shit you do gives me nightmares.

You are Satan aren't you Bucky?
You really are.

10:02 PM, December 30, 2005  
Blogger Pissy Britches said...

Happy New Year..
Thanks for all the fucking laughs.
Like I crack my shit up.

10:02 PM, December 30, 2005  
Blogger eclectic said...

Step away from the tchotchkes and no one will get hurt.... hands in the air, move nice and slow... and don't try any funny business, either.

I've watched cop shows... I know how this is done.

11:45 PM, December 30, 2005  
Blogger Unknown said...

What’s all this obsessing with perms? Bucky? I have never seen a pic of you where you even appeared to have a perm.

The red Bucky isn’t too bad, if one remembers that the color red can be used to symbolize fire and blood, so it is associated with energy, war, danger, strength, power, determination as well as passion, desire, and love. I associate you with 6 of those, maybe even 8 of ‘em.

12:40 AM, December 31, 2005  
Blogger Opera Gal said...

i think i have had weeks like that - i think i'm having one now.

2:50 AM, December 31, 2005  
Blogger Squirl said...

Holiday weekend to the rescue! Happy New Year!

8:24 AM, December 31, 2005  
Blogger Susie said...

I keep coming over to see what kind of mischief you're making. Make some mischief! I've got some real crappy crap going on here, and I needs me some funny, honey :)

1:27 PM, December 31, 2005  
Blogger Candy said...

Hey, watch out for Furbies.

Are you making a whole playdoh porn shoot this time? Cause its taking you long enough...

5:14 PM, December 31, 2005  
Blogger Ghost of Goldwater said...

It's past midnight here on the right side of the pond, so HAPPY NEW YEAR.

6:50 PM, December 31, 2005  
Blogger Squirl said...

Tee hee. Your Google Ad is for Warm and gentle perms. tee hee

7:56 PM, December 31, 2005  
Blogger Susie said...

WHAT??? For heaven's sake, post your ass or SOMETHING! Some of us are having troubles and can't be out partying tonight. You know you don't want me to go into detail about the KIND of trouble some of us are having, now DO you?

11:06 PM, December 31, 2005  
Blogger Unknown said...

Well, Bucky, if it ain’t my German-Irish ancestry that keeps the booze down, maybe it’s my Scottish or French heritage.

I case you miss it, I posted a pic of an ancient Bucky Four-Eyes Wannabe on my blog today.

7:03 PM, January 05, 2006  

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