Crossroads
Let's say I was given a choice.
This:
Caffeina - goddess of coffee, and by extension, of productivity and peppiness. She represents all that is good and industrious. Truly the perfect choice for the virtuous.
Or this:
Skull shot glasses - they represent inebriation and depravity, drunk and disorderly, looped and lewd, plastered and promiscuous, sloshed and slutty...pure liquid evil. Wonder what's inside.
I didn't have to ponder for long, because my mom and dad taught me how to do the right thing when faced with unexpected choices. I knew just what needed to happen, what course of action I needed to take.
Well, jeez! You didn't think I was gonna take the pansy-ass coffee, did you? Interestingly enough, pure liquid evil feels a lot like tequila.
This:
Caffeina - goddess of coffee, and by extension, of productivity and peppiness. She represents all that is good and industrious. Truly the perfect choice for the virtuous.
Or this:
Skull shot glasses - they represent inebriation and depravity, drunk and disorderly, looped and lewd, plastered and promiscuous, sloshed and slutty...pure liquid evil. Wonder what's inside.
I didn't have to ponder for long, because my mom and dad taught me how to do the right thing when faced with unexpected choices. I knew just what needed to happen, what course of action I needed to take.
Well, jeez! You didn't think I was gonna take the pansy-ass coffee, did you? Interestingly enough, pure liquid evil feels a lot like tequila.
Katy Barzedor proclaimed this to be so at 10:08 PM
20 of you felt the overwhelming need to say somethin':
bucky there are drinks that COMBINE alcohol and coffee. I just thought you might want to know.
and i mean combine in the way that the words goddess and skull just might come together...combine...mix it up. ok, I'm done with the bad double entendres for a while.
did i tell you i still have NO INTERNET ACCESS FOR 12 HOURS A DAY? WHILE WORKING? AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGH!
Hey, angels can be bad ass too.
I could use a little tequila at the moment, pure liquid evil or not.
I have to say that the skull shotglasses are way cooler. I like self-photo, too. Cool effect.
Get sloshed for me too, wouldja?
Bone Machine - always been my motto. Maybe I have a Yorick fixation...
Opera gal - that is barbaric. Nobody should have to be cut off from the 'net for 12 hours at a time! I think we should send in Amnesty International... ;)
Amy - especially angels in leather (don't laugh - I have pictures like that). I downloaded your standup routine and it's crackin' my shit up! I'll come over and leave you a comment about it today.
SS Nick - well, sneak over for a few shots; by the time you sober up, it'll be spring. ;)
Kylz - I will admit to overuse of caffeine myself, though mine is in Coca Cola and not coffee.
Squirl - thanks! I think I take far too many pictures of myself in a bathrobe. It's clearly a cry for help.
Jim - oh, don't be so lazy. Come over here and get sloshed with us. SS Nick is comin' over, aren't ya Nick?
Who's up for Tequila Snow Day?
The question isn't what your choice was -- the question is how are you feeling NOW? :)
Wait... what about coffee in the skull shot glasses? Alcohol in the angel glass?
Door #1.... wait Door #2!
I had a nice little laugh out loud when I saw the shot glasses. Yeah...not much of a choice, was it?
CKelli - I fear it would be too confusing for me, and somehow I'd end up drinking drain cleaner by mistake.
Spikey1 - I like to choose door #3, when there are only two doors. Pisses Monty Hall right off...
LeafGirl - nup, gotta go with evil in a skull. ;)
Sorry Bucky--gotta go with the angel over here! COFFEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(I was up kinda late last night!)
Amateur.
All you need are some time-management techniques: coffee before 10:00am; either one between 10 and 2; alcohol anytime after 2:00pm.
Dilemma solved.
Not a bad idea, Bucky: I will sneak over for a couple of shots and hibernate until spring. Now, what did you say your address is?
Yeh, skull shot glasses fucking rock.
Good choice!
Did somebody say Ta-kill-ya?
ME FIRST!
Effie - sure you don't need a little extra sumpin' in your coffee?
Bone Machine - there are many reasons to admire Keef. There's also that matter of after-death reanimation...
Eclectic - guess I need to take you on as my drinking coach. ;)
SS Nick - 69 Cheaphooker Lane, Whoreville USA.
Pissy - hey, three glasses- come on up!
MilkMaid - OK, clearly I need to get some more shot glasses. The need exceeds the supply.
Never did I once think you were going to take anything else but the skulls...unless you needed mixer. Sometimes a Mexican Coffee is the best thing to happen to a girl. What's in a Mexican Coffee, you may ask?
Coffee, cream, sugar, and a shitload of tequila. Sometimes you get a dollop of whipped cream and a cherry on top...dirty minds are working overtime; just sit back and watch the comments begin. :oD
M_D - I was told, no more cherries for you.
Wonder what that meant?
Thank God they didn't mention the whipped cream...oh, I've said too much. Never mind.
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