the Bucky Four-Eyes Cotillion

Sunday, January 01, 2006

Disturbed new year

Please don't watch this video with children present. They might frighten you by understanding more than they should.

Happy New Year, sickies!

28 of you felt the overwhelming need to say somethin':

Blogger JessicaRabbit said...

Hey uh, can you give Quasi my number??


2:29 AM, January 01, 2006  
Blogger Curtis said...

Okay, you just gave me a chub! Damn Bucky!!

Happy New Year!

2:39 AM, January 01, 2006  
Blogger Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

Damn, Bucky! Just when I think you’ve outdone yourself, you outdo yourself. When are you moving to Hollywood? Those video creation deserve an, uh, Oscar—or at least a Chub. (Oh, I see Curtis has already awarded this video one).

3:42 AM, January 01, 2006  
Blogger Momentarily_Distracted said...

Quasi is HUNG like a damn horse!
I've heard of 'blue balls' but never the entire package!
Happy New Year, Bucky!

4:40 AM, January 01, 2006  
Blogger whfropera said...

this is what you're like when you've had sleep?

6:56 AM, January 01, 2006  
Blogger Susie said...

Oh, dear. Thank you for the "advance," cause I see nothing here (I don't know what's wrong with me!), but, um, yea, that was um, chubby. Chubby as a checker, that was.

8:32 AM, January 01, 2006  
Blogger Squirl said...

That was good and it was disturbing at the same time. What a wonderful way to bring in the new year.

Happy New Year!

8:42 AM, January 01, 2006  
Blogger mrtl said...

I love you, Bucky! Happy New Year!

10:37 AM, January 01, 2006  
Blogger Mr. Bloggerific Himself said...

Nothing like a case of Blue Balls to usher in the new year.

11:16 AM, January 01, 2006  
Anonymous torrie said...

Well, I'm sufficiently disturbed.

12:29 PM, January 01, 2006  
Blogger Jim said...

So if you speed that video up, does Quasi take off like a helicopter?

I didn't know Captain Crunch had such a huge background in porn. I'm so disillusioned.

I kinda figured Mason Reese did, however.

12:31 PM, January 01, 2006  
Blogger Von Krankipantzen said...

Happy New Year!

I see a career change for you in 2006. Something in porn or claymation.

3:07 PM, January 01, 2006  
Blogger Spikey1 said...

I hope I get some credit when you make it big. Happy New Year!

3:25 PM, January 01, 2006  
Blogger PlazaJen said...

Here it is, a whole new genre, "Pornimation", by BFEC.

You are going to give those Wallace & Gromit dudes a run for their money, Bucky. I keep having this subliminal urge to buy something from Dr.Scholl's now.....

4:59 PM, January 01, 2006  
Blogger eclectic said...

A fitting welcome mat for 2006. Well done, Buckster! But, um.... am I the only one who doesn't get the watch with the Skittles thing??

7:14 PM, January 01, 2006  
Blogger hellokittn said...

Happy New Year Bucky! Thank you for ringing it in right!

Blue pendulum of life. I shall worship it accordingly. Your subtle symbolism has *moved* me.

Or perhaps it's just that tickle in my bottom. Either way, it's the closest to a penis I've been this year.

8:56 PM, January 01, 2006  
Blogger Tardist said...

Happy New Year, sis!!

Excellent job on the video!
That is weird, interesting, brilliant and creepy all at the same time!

11:57 PM, January 01, 2006  
Blogger Michele in Michigan said...

Umm.....scuse me. I feel a sudden urge to go get the mail....

3:06 AM, January 02, 2006  
Blogger JD's Rose said...

Your a clever but very sick person. I hope you had a good New Years bucky! ;)

3:56 AM, January 02, 2006  
Blogger dashababy said...

Again, mesmerizing, thank you. I feel dizzy now, gonna go lay down.

11:29 AM, January 02, 2006  
Blogger MilkMaid said...


4:41 PM, January 02, 2006  
Blogger Bucky Four-Eyes said...

Jess - Oh, I think Quasi already has your number, nudge nudge, wink wink.

Curtis - wooo, and a chubby new year to you, too. ;)

SS Nick - Heh heh heh I'd hate to see what kind of award this video would win. Most Likely to be Used Against the Director?

M_D - no, horses are hung like Quasimodo! ;) Happy new year to you, too!

Opera gal - scary, innit?

Susie - I believe Opera gal says this application is Flash and requires that you have Flash 8 installed on your computer.
And yes, chubby as a darn checker, yup.

Squirl - I think I've found my purpose in life. Smutty playdoh video. Happy new year!

Mrtl - back atcha, girlie!

Mr. Bloggerific - did you know that blue balls are cheaper if you buy 'em by the case?

Torrie - yes, but what did you think of the video? ;)

Jim - yup, the child actor took Cap'n Crunch right down with him. Damn shame...

Kranki - I hope the field isn't overfilled already! And happy new year to you, too!

Spikey1 - you told me you didn't want anyone to know you modeled for's outta the bag now. Happy new year!

PlazaJen - the WereRabbit will quake before Schlongzilla!

Eclectic - the watch and the skittles make as much sense as anything else in the video, which is none. ;) I don't know if you can tell in this small video, but the watch is a Flintstones watch.

KChia - happy new year! Here's to all the penis you could ever want.

Tarrrrrdist - Happy new year to yez. Glad you liked it, and really, if you didn't find it creepy, I'd worry about you.

Michele in Mich - always good to check what's stuffed in the box.

Kylz - that's the combo I strive for! Hope yours was a blast as well.

Dashababy - did the hypnosis work on you yet? Do you have your chaps?

MilkMaid - does that translate to "Get this woman a shrink immediately!" ?

7:46 PM, January 02, 2006  
Blogger It's Me, Maven... said...

Absolutely love the Play-Doh-Phallus doin' the "Windmill." Classic!

I can't stop watching this!!

5:11 PM, January 03, 2006  
Blogger dashababy said...

I got chapped lips, does that count?

5:11 PM, January 03, 2006  
Blogger Bucky Four-Eyes said...

Nugget - haha, I never thought about the windmill. Now I have to do some Pete Townsend claymation...

Dashababy - chapped lips are a start, but chapped ass is ideal.
Wait, that sounded really, really bad, didn't it?

heh heh heh...

5:13 PM, January 03, 2006  
Blogger Memphis Steve said...

Wow! You made this?! WOW!

4:57 PM, January 04, 2006  
Blogger hemlock said...

That dancing shlong sure got timing, huh???


2:47 PM, January 05, 2006  
Anonymous Carlo said...

Frikin hell, funny vid. I like it a lot. I am the guy from flickr with the storm trooper poking his Gumby....

7:03 PM, March 12, 2006  

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