the Bucky Four-Eyes Cotillion

Monday, January 09, 2006

Fender fire

KT BUCKSTER (flamed and pimped by Circus Kelli)

No, the title does not refer to Jimi Hendrix' Strat at Monterey. Check out the psychedelic flame job/fireworks extravaganza Circus Kelli did on my PT Cruiser, y'all (click on the pic, choose "All Sizes" and then view original size to check out the lettering on the driver's door). Sweeeeeeet! My car is now a "KT Buckster"!

I apologize for my extreme blog bitchiness last night; all I can say in my defense is: I'm a chick. We get nuts like that sometimes. The coveted Patience With My Bullshit Award goes to Jess for puttin' up with my ranting last night and for fancyin' up her puppy and sending me the pictures to make me laugh (it worked). Thanks, girl, for helpin' me bring the blood pressure're better than xanax.

Yes, I know you're all looking for Play-Doh porn from me, and you'll get some, trust me. But do you really wanna see what I would do with Play-Doh when I'm in a bad mood? You think the broken penis candle was gruesome? I think my sexual imagery in clay is open enough to interpretation and analysis; I shudder to think what a mental health professional would have to say about my angry sculpture.

So...I will try to play nice next time. And when I say "nice"? I mean there will be depictions of anal sex. But not angry anal sex.

24 of you felt the overwhelming need to say somethin':

Anonymous lawbrat said...

WOW. I hardly comment because every has been said. Now i'm first, and I dont know what to say.

Kelli sure does do fab paint jobs, and your Dick repair was....imaginative.

6:17 PM, January 09, 2006  
Blogger Bucky Four-Eyes said...

Thanks, Lawbrat! Though I think Kelli's flame job is much better than my dick surgery. ;)

6:33 PM, January 09, 2006  
Blogger JessicaRabbit said...

Hey baby no problem, I always like to put bows on my doggie, this time it was just for a good cause.

But I dont know if I really want an award that has bullshit on it, can it be cleaned?

7:16 PM, January 09, 2006  
Blogger Bucky Four-Eyes said...

I think I can have that rinsed off before presentation, yes.

7:17 PM, January 09, 2006  
Blogger Mr. Bloggerific Himself said...

Sometimes when you make civilization, you break a few penises. Or, something like that.

7:19 PM, January 09, 2006  
Blogger Effie said...

LUVIN' your KT Buckster--that's great--CK does an awesome job of pimpin up cars, eh?!

Very kind of you to repair that dick....not too straight now, is it though..teehee

It'll get better--it's almost Tuesday...

Have some chocolate!

9:10 PM, January 09, 2006  
Blogger Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

Wow! What a car! What a paint job!

Unfortunately—or is that fortunately—I was off on a crazy Candy mission last night and didn’t read any blogs. I shall now read what you apologized for.

9:58 PM, January 09, 2006  
Blogger mrtl said...

It's ok, Bucky. We all have our days.

Remember to vote for Wave of Modulation for The Best of Blogs - Blog as Art starting January 10!

10:33 PM, January 09, 2006  
Blogger eclectic said...

Flames! I'm gonna live forever! Light up the sky wit my Flames! (Flames!) I'm gonna make it to heaven... Baby, remember my name. (Remember, remember, remember...)

No extra charge for the ear-worm... I'm generous like that.

11:56 PM, January 09, 2006  
Blogger hellokittn said...

I have a really terrible PT Cruiser rental here in Atlanta. I'm really sorry, they are absolutely adorable cars. I'm just hating the hell out of this one. It rides like crap and seriously, I cannot manuever around this traffic in this thing.

Yours, however, looks freaking phenominal with Kelli's flame job :P. If I had that as opposed to the immaculate POS that I'm sporting, I'm sure I would feel a lot better about it.

12:01 AM, January 10, 2006  
Blogger SunDenine said...

Very hot!

2:42 AM, January 10, 2006  
Blogger JD's Rose said...

So long as it is nice...

4:57 AM, January 10, 2006  
Blogger Circus Kelli said...

You know, Bucky, you should see if you could find someone to really flame up your car like that. :)

9:32 AM, January 10, 2006  
Blogger MilkMaid said...

To quote Paris-ding-a-ling

::::everybody say it with me:::::

....that's hot

DO NOT GROAN's unbecoming of your shaded face.


9:34 AM, January 10, 2006  
Blogger MilkMaid said...

BTW, I just quoted someone speaking of EXTREME ANAL SEX on my blog. Does that not just HURT reading it??


9:35 AM, January 10, 2006  
Blogger Bone Machine said...

That's a bad ass ride.

I love PT Cruisers and half-assed considered getting one when I got my car last year. Alas, I did not.

10:51 AM, January 10, 2006  
Blogger Squirl said...

Wow, that is hot! Glad a bowed puppy made you feel better.

11:12 AM, January 10, 2006  
Blogger Circus Kelli said...

Bone -- you shoulda "whole assed" and bought the PT Cruiser.

11:23 AM, January 10, 2006  
Blogger Bone Machine said...

Probably so. However, being a dainty-ish gent, I was concerned about my height being an issue as far as comfort. I'm happy with my Intrepid, though, except when crazy ladies do a kamikaze run on the car and when some spineless piece of shit scrapes the back bumper and doesn't try to contact me.

12:02 PM, January 10, 2006  
Blogger Mike said...

I like how you were able to subtly combine non-angry anal sex and a flaming PT cruiser into one post.

I'm duly impressed.

1:54 PM, January 10, 2006  
Blogger Circus Kelli said...

Mike, there's not much that's subtle about a flamed car and angry anal sex... ;)

1:55 PM, January 10, 2006  
Blogger Mr. Bloggerific Himself said...

I just wish it had double tires in the back so I could say I was “dooley impressed.” *sigh*

8:19 PM, January 10, 2006  
Blogger Bone Machine said...

and Tom would hang down his head.

8:34 PM, January 10, 2006  
Blogger Mike said...

and possibly see his dooley.

4:44 PM, January 11, 2006  

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