Best slippers EVER!
I may have done a little shopping therapy in the last week or so. Maybe. Technically, I'm a girl, despite my voice and the alleged schlong, and therefore, shopping is vital to my well-being and mental health. Yeah, that's the ticket...
But a talking Scarface action figure is not all that managed to find its way home with me. Somewhere between there and here, I find that I have stepped in poop. And I like it.
Yes, it's true - I now have Mr. Hanky, the Christmas Poo slippers.
Doesn't it look like I just tromped barefoot through the back yard of a large-breed dog? And if the smiling poop faces weren't enough to loosen your bowels with charm, look at the very personalized message on the backs of my slippers:
Mr. Hanky knows I'm a ho!
I love my poop-covered feet; they've never been warmer. And let's face it - the look is just dead sexy.
On a side note, I'm considering getting drunk tonight just so I can give you a drunken audioblog, and you can understand why you may never want to drink with me. Anybody game for that?
But a talking Scarface action figure is not all that managed to find its way home with me. Somewhere between there and here, I find that I have stepped in poop. And I like it.
Yes, it's true - I now have Mr. Hanky, the Christmas Poo slippers.
Doesn't it look like I just tromped barefoot through the back yard of a large-breed dog? And if the smiling poop faces weren't enough to loosen your bowels with charm, look at the very personalized message on the backs of my slippers:
Mr. Hanky knows I'm a ho!
I love my poop-covered feet; they've never been warmer. And let's face it - the look is just dead sexy.
On a side note, I'm considering getting drunk tonight just so I can give you a drunken audioblog, and you can understand why you may never want to drink with me. Anybody game for that?
Katy Barzedor proclaimed this to be so at 10:56 AM
18 of you felt the overwhelming need to say somethin':
Oh yeah, I'm in. Get tanked and leave us a voice mail, sister.
I love your shlippers. I had a pair of Pinky/Brain slippers until they fell apart.
I love the Mr Hanky slippers! And I'm looking forward to your drunken audioblog.
Howdy, Ho!
You would do that for us? *sniff* Here's a very selfish request, get drunk and do a "Miss Bucky, from Romper Room," (did you have Romper Room?) where you give us all individual shout-outs: I see Jim, and Susie, and . . .
Oh, DO! DO!
I am planning on getting drunk tonight also, so I should be able to understand you perfectlY!
Mr. Hanky slippers and drunken audio blogs = priceless!
I remember the Romper Room, btw.
I’m iced in. No booze in the house. The only way I could possibly get drunk is vicariously through you, Bucky.
Those slippers are MAGICAL! Do they make fart noises? I'm just asking as I have elephant slippers that make trumpeting noises when you squeeze them. Scares the crap out of the cat.
I LUB doze!
Christmas poo slippers--that call you a ho too--could you ask for anything more? Eagerly awaiting the drunken audioblog--will you sing for us?
do theslippers talk when you take a step? I once saw gorlla slippers that growled...
I was going to drink tonight too...hmmm, what kind of operatic trouble can I get in?
When that South Park episode first came out, we about died laughing. Unbelievable! I love the slippers!
Ohh yeah. I'm brave!
okay, I'm pretty toasted, so If I am gonna translate, you need to post that audio pretty soon!
Don't worry, folks - I'm gettin' my toasty on right now. Won't be too long before I pick up the phone and prank call the Internet as a Whole.
HEY! ARE YOU DRUNK ENOUGH YET!?
(Wish I had a nickel for every time I've heard that one . . . . ;)
What are we using for toasty?
Gin?
Tequila?
Vodka?
I'm craving a mudslide with whipped cream and those little marshmellow lucky charms on top. :o)
bone machine - thats shiznitz.
:)
And to that, I'll add:
http://www.burn.com/content/wave/wav-spxmas/hanky-sings.wav
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