My little friend
I was wandering the aisles of Hot Topic today in that completely age-inappropriate way I have about me, and amidst the body jewelry, the rude and delightful t-shirts, and the Bettie Page lunchboxes, I saw the figurine of my dreams. Al Pacino at his Scarface boldest. It has big-ass guns, and it talks. And it rawks. And I am way too old to be playing with toys, but my inner child is Baby Huey and gets its way more often than not.
I wonder how he and the Homies will get along...
Yes, yes, I know this is a totally lame post. But console yourselves with the fact that at least I'm not discussing the forceful removal of hair from my genitals.
Katy Barzedor proclaimed this to be so at 5:39 AM
21 of you felt the overwhelming need to say somethin':
Hello, little friend.
Wow, lookit the size of his gun.
The Homies will be afraid. Very afraid.
He looks constipated.
What? He DOES...
Lame! Lame! Lame!
I likie.
Hot Topic is fun to go through, *especially* when you're age-inappropriate...I like to go in there all dressed up in preppy business attire and ask the dumbfounded sales clerk about their body jewelry/ask them if they carry Converse, why they don't carry a brand called Perverse.
The reaction is priceless.
"Is this for your daughter?"
"No, bitch. Now ring me up, I'm late for work."
Or: while in preppy penny-loafers, howl along word-for-word with the music in the store. It breaks their widdle hearts. *evil laugh*
That is all. For now. ;o)
I think he'll keep all those Homies in line. He's exactly what you need. :-)
That'd give me nightmares. I'm a sensitive soul.
ok, so here's what I don't get - I saw that movie the DAY it came out - and at the time, it was not considered one of AP's best efforts - a "rent check" flick, as it were.
When did this character become such a cult figure? Have I been asleep since high school?
ok, don't answer that last question.
I am consoled.
That's a nice gun he's got there....*cough cough*
bucky, help. i need help.
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His little friend? Thats so mean, they could of at least let him say medium sized friend. That guy is going to have a complex
And Kelli is right, he looks like he needs to drop some kids off at the pool.
now instead of the accent he really uses, I have him saying the line in a constipated voice. And it'll be playing in my head all day.
At least he has a big gun to compensate.
Bucky, your friend is hot! No, really....
Happy VD, Bucky!
(But, really, IS there such a thing as a happy VD? Well, according to the genital herpes commercials, yes. Yes there is.)
Please tell me that thang screeches out, "Say hello to my leetle friend!
Cool action figure!!
I love it, this will more than keep those Homies in line. So it is a good thing, and I think he is kind of scary, but hot. ;-)
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I love Hot Topic :D I spend WAY too much money there. Your leetle friend and my Freddy Krueger doll that I got there need to hang out!
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