Wax lips

Wow, I'm delighted that you guys were so responsive to my waxing talk. I wasn't entirely certain that the mention of my nether regions and hair removal in the same breath wouldn't drive everyone stampeding for the fire exits. Was is just that you couldn't find the door, or does it just mean you want all vagina, all the time?

Nothin' could be finer
Than to write about vaginer
In the mo-o-orning
Nothin' could be hotter
Than a hairless jism blotter
In the mo-o-orning

But I'm not here to talk about my monkey this time. The monkey has to stay in the barrel for this post.

Remember how the Nair cold wax strips box told me not to use the strips on my genitals or perianal regions, also known as The Trail of Tears? Well, there I was with a whole box of wax strips, no inclination to return them, and a little problem that I don't ever talk about here.

See, there's another reason, besides my basso profundo voice, that people mistake me for a man so often in public. It's something I've hidden here, because it's a source of some shame for me. Thought I was totally shameless, did you? Well, there's one thing I haven't shared until now. I, well, I have a little tiny smidge of a facial hair situation.



The pink hair isn't a wig - that's actually my natural color. I just tone it down most of the time so I can hold an office job. But as you can see from this picture, facial hair don't lie. Pretty in pink? Not so much. So I thought I'd use the strips to wax my face, instead of just using that blunt razor and cutting the fuck out of my lip like I always do. But, I'm not sure what I think of the results. Do you think I should have used more strips?