the Bucky Four-Eyes Cotillion

Monday, January 09, 2006

Fender fire

KT BUCKSTER (flamed and pimped by Circus Kelli)

No, the title does not refer to Jimi Hendrix' Strat at Monterey. Check out the psychedelic flame job/fireworks extravaganza Circus Kelli did on my PT Cruiser, y'all (click on the pic, choose "All Sizes" and then view original size to check out the lettering on the driver's door). Sweeeeeeet! My car is now a "KT Buckster"!

I apologize for my extreme blog bitchiness last night; all I can say in my defense is: I'm a chick. We get nuts like that sometimes. The coveted Patience With My Bullshit Award goes to Jess for puttin' up with my ranting last night and for fancyin' up her puppy and sending me the pictures to make me laugh (it worked). Thanks, girl, for helpin' me bring the blood pressure're better than xanax.

Yes, I know you're all looking for Play-Doh porn from me, and you'll get some, trust me. But do you really wanna see what I would do with Play-Doh when I'm in a bad mood? You think the broken penis candle was gruesome? I think my sexual imagery in clay is open enough to interpretation and analysis; I shudder to think what a mental health professional would have to say about my angry sculpture.

So...I will try to play nice next time. And when I say "nice"? I mean there will be depictions of anal sex. But not angry anal sex.

15 of you felt the overwhelming need to say somethin':

Anonymous Anonymous said...

WOW. I hardly comment because every has been said. Now i'm first, and I dont know what to say.

Kelli sure does do fab paint jobs, and your Dick repair was....imaginative.

6:17 PM, January 09, 2006  
Blogger Katy Barzedor said...

Thanks, Lawbrat! Though I think Kelli's flame job is much better than my dick surgery. ;)

6:33 PM, January 09, 2006  
Blogger Candy said...

Hey baby no problem, I always like to put bows on my doggie, this time it was just for a good cause.

But I dont know if I really want an award that has bullshit on it, can it be cleaned?

7:16 PM, January 09, 2006  
Blogger Katy Barzedor said...

I think I can have that rinsed off before presentation, yes.

7:17 PM, January 09, 2006  
Blogger Mr. Bloggerific Himself said...

Sometimes when you make civilization, you break a few penises. Or, something like that.

7:19 PM, January 09, 2006  
Blogger Effie said...

LUVIN' your KT Buckster--that's great--CK does an awesome job of pimpin up cars, eh?!

Very kind of you to repair that dick....not too straight now, is it though..teehee

It'll get better--it's almost Tuesday...

Have some chocolate!

9:10 PM, January 09, 2006  
Blogger Unknown said...

Wow! What a car! What a paint job!

Unfortunately—or is that fortunately—I was off on a crazy Candy mission last night and didn’t read any blogs. I shall now read what you apologized for.

9:58 PM, January 09, 2006  
Blogger eclectic said...

Flames! I'm gonna live forever! Light up the sky wit my Flames! (Flames!) I'm gonna make it to heaven... Baby, remember my name. (Remember, remember, remember...)

No extra charge for the ear-worm... I'm generous like that.

11:56 PM, January 09, 2006  
Blogger Unknown said...

You know, Bucky, you should see if you could find someone to really flame up your car like that. :)

9:32 AM, January 10, 2006  
Blogger MilkMaid said...

To quote Paris-ding-a-ling

::::everybody say it with me:::::

....that's hot

DO NOT GROAN's unbecoming of your shaded face.


9:34 AM, January 10, 2006  
Blogger MilkMaid said...

BTW, I just quoted someone speaking of EXTREME ANAL SEX on my blog. Does that not just HURT reading it??


9:35 AM, January 10, 2006  
Blogger Squirl said...

Wow, that is hot! Glad a bowed puppy made you feel better.

11:12 AM, January 10, 2006  
Blogger Unknown said...

Bone -- you shoulda "whole assed" and bought the PT Cruiser.

11:23 AM, January 10, 2006  
Blogger Unknown said...

Mike, there's not much that's subtle about a flamed car and angry anal sex... ;)

1:55 PM, January 10, 2006  
Blogger Mr. Bloggerific Himself said...

I just wish it had double tires in the back so I could say I was “dooley impressed.” *sigh*

8:19 PM, January 10, 2006  

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