ROCK!
Song I can't stop playing today: New Age Girl by Deadeye Dick (better known as "Mary Moon" - the song, I mean, not the band):
She don't eat meat, but she sure likes the bone. dunt-duntdunt-dunt-dunnadunna-dunt ROCK!
Ear-fucking-worm.
I get to take a week off soon, and I have the best of intentions in regard to using it for relaxation purposes. My nerves are frayed as a twine rosary in an abattoir. Of course, relaxing will always mean playing online, so don't think you'll escape the thinly veiled cries for help that I call "posts" - they'll be there like Nair on a hairy lip.
If you think that little turn of phrase is disgusting, you should live inside my head all the time like I do. It's a bit like being trapped in a small room with forty-two radioactive kittens and six lava lamps filled with technicolor vomit.
Okay, now I'm not only disgusting myself, I'm baffling myself as well. Look at the pretty picture while I sleep.
Katy Barzedor proclaimed this to be so at 10:04 PM
16 of you felt the overwhelming need to say somethin':
FIRST!
Sleeeeeep Bucky sleeeeep--what a lovely picture.... (the mental picture you painted at the end though? Scary...Nair on a hairy lip--I'm hoping you don't mean what i think you mean--Nair burns, man!!)
Where do I get one of these vomit-colored lava lamps?
:o)
Dun, dun dun, dun dun dun dun...damnit, now I've got that fucking song in my head.
"It's a bit like being trapped in a small room with forty-two radioactive kittens and six lava lamps filled with technicolor vomit."
Bucky, how the fuck do you come up with stuff like this?!
*looking up abattoir*
42 radioactive kittens? 6 lava lamps? Now really, Bucky. It's probably more like 75 radioactive kittens and ten, no a dozen vomit-filled lava lamps.
*thank goodness I'm not eating breakfast while reading this*
How many bizarre/disgusting analogies can you fit into one small post?
That's why I love you. :-)
Golly - are twine rosaries pretty common? I'm shopping at ALL the wrong cathedrals.
I've never heard that song - I feel so left out.
Enjoy your week off!
Great visual :) I'd love to live in your head... sounds like a fan-fucking-tastic time!
Why do I always feel like I need a tums when I leave here? Oh well, I'm a glutten for punishment I spose.
LOL. When I read "dunt-duntdunt-dunt-dunnadunna-dunt", made me think of Cheech in that one movie where they played in "Battle of the bands". That's all I get from that since I have not heard this song. Thanks for that.
Okay you big hooker. I need you to teach me how to audio blog.
Has anyone ever told you that you sound like a guy?
*ducking a Play-Doh hatchet thrown at my head*
Dammit, woman! You are rupturing my self-image here, Bucky. I think of myself as musically well-versed, but I do not know this song with which you are afflicted. (Not that I'm in need of more earworms, mind you...)
How did you people manage to live through the '90s and not hear this song?
Well, maybe because it was on a Jim Carrey movie at some point-don't blame you there...
Now it's in my head, and I don't even have the song here with me. Damn you and your music!
wow, this post has created quite the visual in my head...kittens and lava lamps... whoa, feelin' dizzy...
Sleep well, Bucky. I have tried, but I cannot imagine living inside your head!
I was just either highly complimented or sorely maligned by my husband, who said to me, "You're just Bucky, out of context."
PWAHAHAHAHAAHAAAA!
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