Rice-a-Roni, the San Francisco Cheat
I have learned a very valuable lesson this weekend: Don't fuck with a girl's Rice-a-Roni (the San Francisco Treat).
Right in front of you, the Internet as a Whole, I have been rightfully shamed. Not only have I been shamed, I've been accused of the most awful crimes against humanity, of gingham and lace, of hymns and spirituals, of charity and mercy, of altruism and piety. Would that I had just shut my mouth and let LadyBug come after me with a birthday paddle.
Yes, it's true, I did toy with the affections of Susie, and I did tease her with pasta which I never intended to produce ('cause there's actually no rice in Rice-a-Roni, is there?). The assless chaps picture? I wasn't kiddin' about that one. But I think lying about the SFT was a far more serious transgression, anyway. I feel bad for all the meals she had planned in advance, and for the fact that she must now re-think her strategy for feeding Jif and LG for the next year.
Susie has spelled out my punishment as follows:
"Here's the deal. Both SierraBella and I get pictures of you in the chaps.
BUT WAIT. THERE'S MORE.
To compensate for the pain and suffering of moi and all the other good people who bore witness to this heinous scammage, you must post a picture on your site of you, all dolled up in an outfit, and a scenario, similar to the ones your commenters have described here.
NICE AND GIRLY.
Do we have a deal?"
Yes, Susie, we have a deal. The assless chaps pictures should be out to you by the end of the week, and the punishment pictures should be done 'round the same time. Though I'm not sure which one of us will be punished more by me in polyester.
But I am repentant. June Cleaver really made me think. I only hope that I can serve as an example to those who would toy with a person's expectations of pasta. It was cruel and heartless of me, really, everything you've come to expect from the Cotillion.
Again, I shoulda taken the spanking.
Right in front of you, the Internet as a Whole, I have been rightfully shamed. Not only have I been shamed, I've been accused of the most awful crimes against humanity, of gingham and lace, of hymns and spirituals, of charity and mercy, of altruism and piety. Would that I had just shut my mouth and let LadyBug come after me with a birthday paddle.
Yes, it's true, I did toy with the affections of Susie, and I did tease her with pasta which I never intended to produce ('cause there's actually no rice in Rice-a-Roni, is there?). The assless chaps picture? I wasn't kiddin' about that one. But I think lying about the SFT was a far more serious transgression, anyway. I feel bad for all the meals she had planned in advance, and for the fact that she must now re-think her strategy for feeding Jif and LG for the next year.
Susie has spelled out my punishment as follows:
"Here's the deal. Both SierraBella and I get pictures of you in the chaps.
BUT WAIT. THERE'S MORE.
To compensate for the pain and suffering of moi and all the other good people who bore witness to this heinous scammage, you must post a picture on your site of you, all dolled up in an outfit, and a scenario, similar to the ones your commenters have described here.
NICE AND GIRLY.
Do we have a deal?"
Yes, Susie, we have a deal. The assless chaps pictures should be out to you by the end of the week, and the punishment pictures should be done 'round the same time. Though I'm not sure which one of us will be punished more by me in polyester.
But I am repentant. June Cleaver really made me think. I only hope that I can serve as an example to those who would toy with a person's expectations of pasta. It was cruel and heartless of me, really, everything you've come to expect from the Cotillion.
Again, I shoulda taken the spanking.
Katy Barzedor proclaimed this to be so at 3:44 PM
13 of you felt the overwhelming need to say somethin':
That's a good girl. Glad to see you've come to your senses.
Like they say, this is going to hurt us more than it hurts you, but it is for your own good.
"I've looked at Bucky from
BOTH SIDES NOW
from chaps and dresses,
and still somehow . . . "
For shame! Fie! Fie!
And she turned me into a newt!
(I got better...)
Dagnabit! I should blog on the weekend cause I miss all the good stuff. I had intentions of coming here and posting a damning account of your altruistic acts, but I see you have seen the error of your ways and decided to give dear Susie what she is due, and a little bit more for her pain and suffering. Good for you, Bucky. Here are your birthday licks-- I mean spankings.
Good for Susie for callin you out! Pretend to gift rice a roni, then take it back. Oye. Somehow, it works out better...pictures of you all nice and girly! I cant wait.
Rice-a-Roni does TOO have rice in it. AND vermicelli.
Sorry, feeling contrary today.
:-)
Good for you, Bucky, for seeing the error of your ways. (Or, caving under the torture. Whatever.)
Oh, and that spankin' offer still stands. ROWR.
(Feelin' a little naughty today. Sorry.)
(Not really sorry. Just tryin' to keep up that 'nice girl' image.)
There's no San Francisco Treat???
That's like telling breeder kids that there's no Santa Clause...I didn't know you could be so careless.
Cheer up Bucky-
Who knows what June Cleaver was wearing under that shirtwaist dress and pearls!
Like maybe a pair of crotchless leather panties?
"Oh Ward, go easy on the Beaver!"
Susie - if you look at me from both sides now, you might find that there's more than the ass missin' from my chaps...
Ghost - BURN HER ANYWAY!
Spoonie - when you say you will spank the shit out of me, I believe you. One way or another, the shit will be outta me when you get done. You are, after all, a professional.
Kitty - I would gladly molest, soil, and cast shame upon your wedding gown. Oh, wait, you didn't ask for soilin', did you? Sorry, just still goin' with the Spoonie theme.
Rina - Why does no one offer to lick me when I'm behavin' myself? Bad girls do have more fun.
Lawbrat - my complete lack of shame allows me to sleep at night.
Misfit - See, I'm suspicious of a food that sounds like "worms."
LadyBug - I suspect I will be publicly humiliated and spanked before the month is over. I only hope it's not at the same time.
Greenie - What's this about Santa Claus? Do you mean - *gasp*
Noooooooooooooooooooo!
Sierrabella - I'll bet some nights Ward was particularly hard on the Beav. And where did she get that pearl necklace?
We're WAITING....
(tapping foot)
(hands on hips)
I thought Test-Ost-aroni was the REAL San Francisco treat...I'm so out of the loop.
(I got better...)
LOL! Loved that, but who doesn't?
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