Spring got a little sprung
Pointy Tulip
Originally uploaded by Bucky Four-Eyes.
I'm postin' this picture to remind myself that there actually have been days warm and sunny enough for some flowers to grow.
I'll quit bitchin' about the weather when the weather quits feedin' my righteous indignation.
You may feel a slight chatter in the air next weekend, as Squirl, Tardist and I will be in the same place at the same time for a couple of days. Should probably give us all lotsa vicious lies to blog about each other. I'm bringin' my camera for blackmail purposes.
I have been promised rum cake. Rum cake makes unflattering pictures disappear.
Really, if you were lookin' for any point to this post, you came to the wrong Cotillion. I just wanted to post the purty flower pick-cher.
Katy Barzedor proclaimed this to be so at 10:16 PM
19 of you felt the overwhelming need to say somethin':
I wanna sniff your petals.
Ok lame I know but I was out of town and missed out on all the lovely bush jokes damn it.
preach on with that righteous indignation - I'm hurting with all this crappy weather. Enjoy your reunion. :)
I'll play some "family" opera for you today - how about some Wagner? Good "family values" there...LOL
I wanna pollinate your flower Bucky!!!
Jess - Well, you know, ya gotta get past the bush to sniff the petals.
But I guess I don't have to tell you that.
Opera gal - I like my "family values" all nice and Southern. Hey, Squirl, you're lookin' mighty cute...
Anon - You pollinate, you keep the resulting bloom, if you know what I mean. And I keep the preggo bazongas.
OK, Slick, like I don't know who your little blonde pervo self is. I'm gonna get my friend the Bazonga Queen/Pink Pope to smite your ass, and then you try to explain that to the missus when you get home!
do I need to send the Valkyries out for an ass-whupping on Slick? They'll be done singing at 1PM here, and I'm sure they'll hotfoot it over there if you let them pick some tulips to take back to Valhalla.
pick-cher? I'd rather NOT pick Cher, thankyouverymuch. One more facelift, and the woman will have NIPPLES on the bags under her eyes!
All in the same place at the same time? Let the Sibling Rivalries...BEGIN!
Tune in to find out who gets to the telephone first...who eats the last Ding Dong...and learn the answer to: Sweater, Sweater, Who's Got the Sweater!?
Rum cake, rum cake, rum cake. No unflattering pictures of the Squirl...
I can't eat rum-cake - too much of a lightweight. Like the old saying goes: Two drinks, and I'm anybody's. Three drinks and I'm everybody's. Four drinks and I'm nobody's"
Opera gal - I'm afraid Slick would enjoy the ass whuppin' too much. He's a twisted little fuck.
LadyBug - Cher can only turn back time on so many occasions, I suppose...but thanks for that vivid picture that's now lodged in my mind!
Mr. B - Squirl's got the sweater. She's got the best sweater rack in the family.
Squirl - The camera can do wonderful things for rum cake. Though there will be no pictures of me after I eat said rum cake, all by myself, in the corner, slappin' Mom's hand and growlin' "Mine! Mine! All mine! I'm a happy miser!"
Dazed - So you're sayin' you're easy like Sunday morning'?
Oh, at LEAST a Sunday morning. Maybe even late Thursday afternoon. That's why I'm easy.
Boy, would I love to be a fly on the wall at that family reunion.
hmmmmm, now there is something to ponder. Opera gal and Bucky twisted with the slickster......or is that Just as twisted as slick?
Torrie - You'll likely have to read all three of our blogs to put together a true picture of what transpires (well, four blogs if Kitty comes over). I promise lots of pictures. And, no matter how hard I try to prevent it, someone will likely have pictures of me passed out with rum cake crumbs all over me.
Slick: Go to your room. Now. Time out for you. And take your hands outta your pockets, mister!
OK, Squirl, that's it, give the sweater back!
I'm amazed no one picked up on the double-entendre quality of the pic, i.e. Put your 2-lips together and kiss my bush:)
Enjoy the rum cake. How about rum-cake blogging, say before-during-and after consumption pics?
Nice picture of a dog...pretty red flower...WAIT, WHERE THE HELL AM I? I could have sworn I clicked over to Bucky's place for some debauchery!
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