Am I on crack?
Squirl, you're gonna have to tell me whether I am hallucinating this, or whether I have actual repressed memories that are beginning to surface.
Today, my boss mentioned the name "Frodo Baggins" and it triggered what I believe to be a memory.
When I was a kid, Squirl was very into the Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit and all that fantastical Shire stuff. I'd heard her talk about the books before, and one day I wanted to appear clever and knowledgable (I'm still tryin', and it's still not workin').
So, I walked up to her and asked if I could read the book about Dildo Baggins.
And then Squirl laughed until the fur fell off her tail, and in between snorts and teary eyes, she informed me that I really meant Bilbo Baggins.
Maybe I did...and maybe I didn't...
Today, my boss mentioned the name "Frodo Baggins" and it triggered what I believe to be a memory.
When I was a kid, Squirl was very into the Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit and all that fantastical Shire stuff. I'd heard her talk about the books before, and one day I wanted to appear clever and knowledgable (I'm still tryin', and it's still not workin').
So, I walked up to her and asked if I could read the book about Dildo Baggins.
And then Squirl laughed until the fur fell off her tail, and in between snorts and teary eyes, she informed me that I really meant Bilbo Baggins.
Maybe I did...and maybe I didn't...
Katy Barzedor proclaimed this to be so at 10:08 AM
7 of you felt the overwhelming need to say somethin':
It's very possible that happened. You probably tried to make it look like you knew what you were doing and the joke was on me. If that were the case then I chalked it up to one more time that Bucky was being cheeky. Then promptly deleted from my memory files. It's got me chuckling right now.
No, I'm pretty sure I was sincere and just tryin' to appear like I knew what the books were about from eavesdroppin' on your conversations. As I recall, I didn't find out what the "wrong" word meant until some time later.
You probably learned the true meaning of that word at a younger age than I did. I was a little slow in learning the shadier things in life.
Reading this just caused a series of bad, sexual puns to zip through my brain.
One of which was 'Lord of the Cock Rings'.
Thanks, Bucky.
Banana, anyone? (I am most definitely on crack...)
A "friend" has something similar only it's more of a Dildo Drawerins.
Hee! That's great. I am a HUGE LOTR fan and this made my morning. Glad I found you, and most of the other bloggers I frequent, through Dooce b4 she closed up shop on the comments.
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