Got some new junk in my trunk
I've started to work on some new merchandise designs for my Cafe Press store, and I added a new set of t-shirts today.
There will be more products to come in the near future, but Jim has nixed one of my ideas. For some reason, he thinks it would be in bad taste to offer a thong bearing my likeness as a child. Makes me wonder if some of my other ideas might hit a brick wall:
Maybe I shoulda taken some marketing classes in college...
There will be more products to come in the near future, but Jim has nixed one of my ideas. For some reason, he thinks it would be in bad taste to offer a thong bearing my likeness as a child. Makes me wonder if some of my other ideas might hit a brick wall:
- Coffee mugs featuring actual pictures of real vomit, with a possible motto of "Just like Mom used to make!"
- A teddy bear with a little heart that says "Fuck you, grandma."
- Boxer shorts with bloodstains on the front and a "Just castrated!" logo.
- A mouse pad festooned with fallopian tubes.
- A license plate frame that says "Paying homage to Ray Charles at the wheel"
- A calendar with pictures of me on the toilet in festive settings for each month.
Maybe I shoulda taken some marketing classes in college...
Katy Barzedor proclaimed this to be so at 10:40 PM
27 of you felt the overwhelming need to say somethin':
"festooned with fallopian tubes" may be one of the funniest phrases I've ever heard. *snork*
I want a "fuck you, Grandma" teddy. Would be so perfect for my son to give my mum for christmas. We are such a happy family.
And I'm glad I'm not the only one squinting into the sun trying to take photos of my highlights. Your hair is hot, Bucky, hot.
LadyBug - guess we know what you'll be wearin' to your next formal affair, eh?
Song - Maybe I need to rethink my rejected product ideas.
And my hair thanks you!
I'm holding out for the Bucky Four-Eyes Kitchen Collection. Rolling pins, cheese graters, hand mixers (now with extra torque!") and of course, the assless apron.
Not available in stores. Not legal in some states. Not recommended for children. And definitely not for use in food preparation.
Nilbo...funny you should mention the rolling pin...
Let's just say..."photo opportunity"
I am out of control, I havent been to bed and I am now calling people I dont know douchebags on other peoples sites.
I need to be stopped.
You remember how I felt about the yellow truck? Thats how I am right now.
Fucking douchebags.
And Im going to get one of your shirts, but in a really small size so my hoots stretch your eyes out all funky and you look bug eyed.
So there.
My kid just learnt how to write the first letter of his name, 'K'. I am so damn proud. he's only 3.
And now you gotta get Jess a shirt so she can have bug-eyed-bucky-hoots. hurray!
DP - check.
Jess - Why so yellow truckish this morning? Would a tiny little t-shirt help your mood? I'll work up my comedy routine for you later...
Song - Good for your boy! and K is such a good letter with which to start...not biased or anything, though...
BFE - go take a look at my work website - www.soundque.com -services- we can do a LOT better than CafePress. Yes, this is a shameless plug for my job, but hey...
i also agree with the teddy idea - for some reason, HDL's mom came to mind when i read that.
Jess- pet a kitty. i read somewhere once that having a cat lowers your blood pressure.
hey song - my real name starts with a "k" too...
Opera gal - the real reason Cafe Press gets my biz is that they require zero in the way of money from me up front. All I have to do is make the designs, and voila!
That said, I'm not totally against the idea of lookin' elsewhere, either...
I want to preplace my calender order. Can I expect by Jan 06?
Jeff's place - I think I could have 12 festive toilet poses for you by then.
BFE - i will send you email.
BTW, I went to grad school with an artist who used to do realistic anatomy paintings on chair seats and table tops - muscle groups, bones, etc.- they sold like hotcakes. Most popular? the tubes.
Sounds like some winners to me. Especially the calendar.
I think you should have a calendar that features 12 of your different blog friends ... nude.
I volunteer for February ... the umm shortest month. Jess could be June ... because she's busting out all over. Or maybe December .. because she comes last ...
Pick a month, kids, any month ...
Hope you're working on a "Bucky Crocker" cookbook!
You'd be pictured on the cover wearing that assless apron Nilbo mentioned...
I was intrigued by the pictures of you on the toilet calendar. Sounds like I'm not the only one. Of course, being your older sister there are things I could say here. But I won't.
Oh Squirl, what self-restraint! What good are great stories if you don't share?? You know you wanna spill, so c'mon -- GIVE!! As for you Miz Bucky, I'll have two of the tube mice, please. You got a mouse pad to match?
You can price the calender at 19.95 just like the as seen on T.V. stuff. For your but wait theres more hook you could throw in the bonus scratch and sniff desk version.
Opera gal - maybe I've tapped into some tube lovin' here, huh?
Mr. Happy - I can begin work on the calendar...right after lunch.
Nilbo - hon, if you wanna be naked, you don't have to hide behind my calendar project. And if you wanna see Jess naked, um, ask.
Don't think I'm not takin' your idea under consideration, though...any volunteers?
Sierrabella - You know, assless chaps are one thing. But an assless apron just might give Jim the impression that some assless cooking will take place, and that's just false hope for the poor boy.
Squirl - I think we've both paid each other enough money to let the blackmail go for now...
Eclectic - it's not fair. Squirl was around for my potty training, and I have no such stories about her, at least, not any I witnessed first hand.
Jeff's place - you just might have to do the beta testing on the scratch n sniff feature.
Bucky,I love you. Seriously. I want to marry you and have ten thousand of your babies.
Oh, and re calander- What month has the biggest ass? I'll be that month.
Might I suggest animal testing for the scratch and sniff desk calender......Perhaps a squirl?
Torrie - as long as YOU do the child bearin', we have a deal. My biological time clock came unplugged about five years ago.
And you will have to take a smaller ass month than me. You've seen what hangs outta my chaps.
Jeff's place - if I could just get the Squirl to hold still!
Make it a "Fuck you, grandpa," and I'll buy them by the dozen!!!
I think that humor is always increased exponentially whenever the word "festooned" is affixed thereto.
I wanna be September. I always liked september.....
Oh, my gawd, Bone Machine, I love your profile pic!
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