the Bucky Four-Eyes Cotillion

Tuesday, July 26, 2005

Of COURSE I took a picture of it

You can't really see the pee, even if you zoom in (oh, and I tried), but this buffalo was pissin' big time.

buffalowhiz

You can't even begin to imagine how delighted I was to catch this. Or maybe you can.

35 of you felt the overwhelming need to say somethin':

Anonymous Girl.A said...

A multitasking heifer after my own heart.

Dr.Jain's Cow Urine Therapy provides the right solutions for most of the diseases that are considered incurable.
http://www.cowurine.com/

9:56 PM, July 26, 2005  
Blogger SierraBella said...

OMG- Golden showers of the animal kingdom!
Another calendar idea perhaps?

10:07 PM, July 26, 2005  
Blogger song said...

maybe he was looking for balm.

10:37 PM, July 26, 2005  
Blogger PapaCool said...

Well, that's something you don't see everyday!

10:51 PM, July 26, 2005  
Blogger Danica said...

Hey! You got my attention to take a look at your blog..and uhmmm i think its pretty cool..You can also check out my blogs and your comment is very much welcome.

10:52 PM, July 26, 2005  
Blogger JessicaRabbit said...

Ok that Danica thing, so annoying. Last night someone put the same shit on my site but as pimppia and then you click to their blog and they go oh gee in horny and then you check their web site and its a "singles web cam" sign up porn pay site. Its fucking spam. Douchebag spam.

If people want naked, go to my site, its FREE. Duh.

11:42 PM, July 26, 2005  
Blogger Mr. Bloggerific Himself said...

So that's where the weather is coming from!

6:16 AM, July 27, 2005  
Blogger Bucky Four-Eyes said...

Girl.A, I went to bed too early last night, and missed all the cow urine fun. Even if it doesn't cure any diseases, who could resist the lure of rubbing bovine bubbly all over oneself? Gah, I've missed your links, girl. Any chance of your blog resurrecting?

Sierrabella - perhaps that will be my Christmas offering.

Song - I think he was makin' his OWN balm.

Papacool - Indeed. I would say that's a first for me. I mean, seein' as how that's the only time I've ever seen buffalo and all.

Danica - Are you attempting to lead me to a porn web cam? I don't pay for porn - that's why I have pets.

Jess - Thank you for saving me from the evil porn mongers. Had I looked, it might have burned my sensitive, innocent eyes.
Oh, by the way, did I leave my DVD of Pee, Midget, Pee! at your place?

Mr. B - straight from the Buffalo's ass to KY. Magical, that.

7:24 AM, July 27, 2005  
Blogger Bucky Four-Eyes said...

Oh, and welcome back, Mr. B! The shindig just ain't been quite the same widdout ya.

7:25 AM, July 27, 2005  
Blogger whfropera said...

BFE - remember, that mr. b is MY date to the prom shindig!

8:15 AM, July 27, 2005  
Blogger Bucky Four-Eyes said...

Opera gal - I even have a little place card for the formal dinner than has yours and Mr. B's names on it together.

Your date is secured. It's up to him to supply the horsepower.

8:35 AM, July 27, 2005  
Blogger Squirl said...

How did we go from buffalo piss to horsepower?

10:09 AM, July 27, 2005  
Blogger Bucky Four-Eyes said...

Squirl - Ancient Chinese secret...

10:25 AM, July 27, 2005  
Blogger It's Me, Maven... said...

.oO(Trying desperately not to think of bull penis... DO NOT THINK OF BULL PENIS... {doing best subconscious Homer Simpson voice} "MMMmmm BULL PENIS...OH YES YES YES!!! I'll have what she's having!!! My Momma always said, life is like a box of BULL PENIS, you never know what you're gonna get...!!! IT'S ALWAYS BETTER WITH BULL PENIS!!!!)Oo.

10:34 AM, July 27, 2005  
Blogger eclectic said...

OMG. Look, it says so, right in the instructions: "When caring for buffalo babies, remember to include urine showers at feeding time."

11:17 AM, July 27, 2005  
Blogger Torrie said...

Does anyone else feel sorry for the calf?

11:20 AM, July 27, 2005  
Blogger Mr. Bloggerific Himself said...

Thanks Bucky, glad to be here, not too glad to be at work though. :(

11:23 AM, July 27, 2005  
Blogger Nilbo said...

Danica loves me! Danica loves me! I'm moving to Atlanta!

11:30 AM, July 27, 2005  
Blogger song said...

Torrie, you are too nice and therefore you can't be on the calendar.

I'm sure the calf survived the incident. However he may have a permnant complex for being the butt of bucky's jokes for this week. He can go to therapy with the rabbit and the monkey.

11:55 AM, July 27, 2005  
Blogger Bucky Four-Eyes said...

Nugget - would it help if you thought of BUFFALO PENIS?

Eclectic - good to know buffalos have not lost their parenting skills, and still know how to follow the instructions to a pee, er, "T"

Torrie - if you could have seen the look of utter erotic satisfaction on the calf's face, you would no longer feel sorry for it.
Or maybe that was my face.

Mr. B - that's the bitch about vacations - work always finds ya.

Nilbo - Nuh UH, Danica loved ME first.

Song - there's always room in therapy for all the critters I abuse here (including my husband).

12:16 PM, July 27, 2005  
Blogger whfropera said...

i would just like to point out that bad dog Snickers and Jim have been playing fast and loose with the contest rules over at
Mows' site
Apparently NO ONE at the Cotillion has any damn shame when it comes to CONTESTS!
(I don't either...I mean, it wasn't a criticism or anything, um, just an observation, y'know)

12:50 PM, July 27, 2005  
Blogger Bucky Four-Eyes said...

Rules? We don't need no steenkin' RULES!

12:51 PM, July 27, 2005  
Blogger Mr. Bloggerific Himself said...

Prom? What prom?

1:15 PM, July 27, 2005  
Blogger Jeffs place said...

Have you ever seen a cane made from a bull penis?

2:34 PM, July 27, 2005  
Blogger Bucky Four-Eyes said...

Mr. B - keep up, son. You're Opera gal's date to the Prom/Cotillion. Get that powder-blue tux out of storage, mister.

Jeff's place - I haven't seen one, but it could make me wanna walk with a limp, I bet...

3:30 PM, July 27, 2005  
Blogger Bone Machine said...

Hopefully that bastard washes his hooves after the fact.

5:07 PM, July 27, 2005  
Blogger Bucky Four-Eyes said...

Bone Machine - I'm not sure on this, but he might have used a handi-wipe afterwards.

Another delightful profile pic, I see!

5:39 PM, July 27, 2005  
Blogger Spurious Plum said...

I'm with sierrabella. Will there be a nekkid animals on the calendar? Cause some people are into that.

Nilbo?

7:26 PM, July 27, 2005  
Blogger Von Krankipantzen said...

I love the way its tail is all perky. Piss on your baby but don't get any on your tail!

7:41 PM, July 27, 2005  
Blogger Bucky Four-Eyes said...

Plum - if I can convince Nilbo to give up some of the nekkid animal pictures in his collection, would you want the shaved-ass pictures exclusively?

Kranki - Hey, if I had kids, I'd sure use 'em to soak up the piss before it got on me!

Uh, good thing I don't have kids, eh?

7:46 PM, July 27, 2005  
Blogger Mr. Bloggerific Himself said...

Bucky, I went with the much more virile and manly dusty rose. I won't clash will I?

*hoping Opera gal doesn't mind used goods that possibly clash*

9:41 PM, July 27, 2005  
Blogger Bucky Four-Eyes said...

Mr. B - wear the dusty rose and I just might scrap with Opera gal over who gets the first dance...

10:32 PM, July 27, 2005  
Blogger Nilbo said...

I can supply some of my naked animal pics. A few dogs, a donkey or two, and an absolutely smokin' hot hairless cat.

But no hamsters or guinea pigs, please. I mean ... let's have some morals here.

8:18 AM, July 28, 2005  
Blogger Bucky Four-Eyes said...

Of course, Nilbo. 'Cause you know the Cotillion is all about good taste and restraint.

huh huh "restraint" huh huh

8:36 AM, July 28, 2005  
Blogger Bone Machine said...

The Handi Wipe beats doing the butt scoot boogie across the amber waves of grain.

3:06 PM, July 28, 2005  

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