Tuesday, July 26, 2005
Previously on the Cotillion
- It's come to this, has it?
- Got some new junk in my trunk
- But mooooom, all the other kids are doin' it!
- Lazy display of cheesy photos
- Oh, like you could resist
- Yes, there are some even I wouldn't use
- Tell me the truth
- Jet lag hag
- It's all theoretical, of course
- One for the money (shot)
This space available for symposiums and shit.
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31 of you felt the overwhelming need to say somethin':
A multitasking heifer after my own heart.
Dr.Jain's Cow Urine Therapy provides the right solutions for most of the diseases that are considered incurable.
http://www.cowurine.com/
OMG- Golden showers of the animal kingdom!
Another calendar idea perhaps?
maybe he was looking for balm.
Ok that Danica thing, so annoying. Last night someone put the same shit on my site but as pimppia and then you click to their blog and they go oh gee in horny and then you check their web site and its a "singles web cam" sign up porn pay site. Its fucking spam. Douchebag spam.
If people want naked, go to my site, its FREE. Duh.
So that's where the weather is coming from!
Girl.A, I went to bed too early last night, and missed all the cow urine fun. Even if it doesn't cure any diseases, who could resist the lure of rubbing bovine bubbly all over oneself? Gah, I've missed your links, girl. Any chance of your blog resurrecting?
Sierrabella - perhaps that will be my Christmas offering.
Song - I think he was makin' his OWN balm.
Papacool - Indeed. I would say that's a first for me. I mean, seein' as how that's the only time I've ever seen buffalo and all.
Danica - Are you attempting to lead me to a porn web cam? I don't pay for porn - that's why I have pets.
Jess - Thank you for saving me from the evil porn mongers. Had I looked, it might have burned my sensitive, innocent eyes.
Oh, by the way, did I leave my DVD of Pee, Midget, Pee! at your place?
Mr. B - straight from the Buffalo's ass to KY. Magical, that.
Oh, and welcome back, Mr. B! The shindig just ain't been quite the same widdout ya.
BFE - remember, that mr. b is MY date to the prom shindig!
Opera gal - I even have a little place card for the formal dinner than has yours and Mr. B's names on it together.
Your date is secured. It's up to him to supply the horsepower.
How did we go from buffalo piss to horsepower?
Squirl - Ancient Chinese secret...
.oO(Trying desperately not to think of bull penis... DO NOT THINK OF BULL PENIS... {doing best subconscious Homer Simpson voice} "MMMmmm BULL PENIS...OH YES YES YES!!! I'll have what she's having!!! My Momma always said, life is like a box of BULL PENIS, you never know what you're gonna get...!!! IT'S ALWAYS BETTER WITH BULL PENIS!!!!)Oo.
OMG. Look, it says so, right in the instructions: "When caring for buffalo babies, remember to include urine showers at feeding time."
Does anyone else feel sorry for the calf?
Thanks Bucky, glad to be here, not too glad to be at work though. :(
Danica loves me! Danica loves me! I'm moving to Atlanta!
Torrie, you are too nice and therefore you can't be on the calendar.
I'm sure the calf survived the incident. However he may have a permnant complex for being the butt of bucky's jokes for this week. He can go to therapy with the rabbit and the monkey.
Nugget - would it help if you thought of BUFFALO PENIS?
Eclectic - good to know buffalos have not lost their parenting skills, and still know how to follow the instructions to a pee, er, "T"
Torrie - if you could have seen the look of utter erotic satisfaction on the calf's face, you would no longer feel sorry for it.
Or maybe that was my face.
Mr. B - that's the bitch about vacations - work always finds ya.
Nilbo - Nuh UH, Danica loved ME first.
Song - there's always room in therapy for all the critters I abuse here (including my husband).
i would just like to point out that bad dog Snickers and Jim have been playing fast and loose with the contest rules over at
Mows' site
Apparently NO ONE at the Cotillion has any damn shame when it comes to CONTESTS!
(I don't either...I mean, it wasn't a criticism or anything, um, just an observation, y'know)
Rules? We don't need no steenkin' RULES!
Prom? What prom?
Have you ever seen a cane made from a bull penis?
Mr. B - keep up, son. You're Opera gal's date to the Prom/Cotillion. Get that powder-blue tux out of storage, mister.
Jeff's place - I haven't seen one, but it could make me wanna walk with a limp, I bet...
Bone Machine - I'm not sure on this, but he might have used a handi-wipe afterwards.
Another delightful profile pic, I see!
I'm with sierrabella. Will there be a nekkid animals on the calendar? Cause some people are into that.
Nilbo?
I love the way its tail is all perky. Piss on your baby but don't get any on your tail!
Plum - if I can convince Nilbo to give up some of the nekkid animal pictures in his collection, would you want the shaved-ass pictures exclusively?
Kranki - Hey, if I had kids, I'd sure use 'em to soak up the piss before it got on me!
Uh, good thing I don't have kids, eh?
Bucky, I went with the much more virile and manly dusty rose. I won't clash will I?
*hoping Opera gal doesn't mind used goods that possibly clash*
Mr. B - wear the dusty rose and I just might scrap with Opera gal over who gets the first dance...
I can supply some of my naked animal pics. A few dogs, a donkey or two, and an absolutely smokin' hot hairless cat.
But no hamsters or guinea pigs, please. I mean ... let's have some morals here.
Of course, Nilbo. 'Cause you know the Cotillion is all about good taste and restraint.
huh huh "restraint" huh huh
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