the Bucky Four-Eyes Cotillion

Friday, October 14, 2005

And the lord said, "Kick her ass!"

Cosmic thwack

I think I'm 'bout to be smote.

19 of you felt the overwhelming need to say somethin':

Blogger Squirl said...

There will be no smoting my sister.

Dammit.

10:02 PM, October 14, 2005  
Blogger Susie said...

What have you done that you think warrants smoting? Or smiting? Or being smitten, smote, or smot? The Lord ain't like that.

10:18 PM, October 14, 2005  
Anonymous Confessions R Us said...

Do you need to confess something, child?

10:20 PM, October 14, 2005  
Blogger Bucky Four-Eyes said...

Somebody just found this site via a search for "greasy urine."

I guess I have plenty to confess.

10:33 PM, October 14, 2005  
Blogger Squirl said...

That was in reference to your dream about Florence Henderson. Well, I had to google it, didn't I?

10:37 PM, October 14, 2005  
Blogger Bucky Four-Eyes said...

Aaaaaah, of course. Florence Henderson, greasy urine...natural match.

(boy, I hope neither Sandy Duncan nor Florence Henderson ever read the Cotillion, or I'll get my ass whupped by famous ladies)

10:38 PM, October 14, 2005  
Blogger Momentarily_Distracted said...

I gotta go try this out.
Going to go to Google and type greasy urine and see if you pop up.
Meanwhile...who looks up greasy urine???
Must be something catching.

10:44 PM, October 14, 2005  
Blogger Momentarily_Distracted said...

Nope, no greasy urine for you.
Just prostate stuff.

10:49 PM, October 14, 2005  
Anonymous dazed and confuzed said...

Any gal who appears when one types in 'prostate' gets MY vote. And my phone number.

11:18 PM, October 14, 2005  
Blogger eclectic said...

Wait... back to the smoting, smiting, smitten, smote or smot thing. NOBODY said "smut"???? ***sheesh, I have to do ALL the work around here....***

11:38 PM, October 14, 2005  
Blogger LadyBug said...

eclectic, this is Bucky's site. I thought "smut" was a given.

11:45 PM, October 14, 2005  
Blogger eclectic said...

*heh heh* Ladybug makes an excellent point. What was I thinking?! Gaaah! That's Susie.

11:56 PM, October 14, 2005  
Blogger Squirl said...

New masthead again. Nice colors.

Did you mess with your face in Photoshop there?

8:59 AM, October 15, 2005  
Blogger Squirl said...

Revised masthead. It's all about the tongue.

3:50 PM, October 15, 2005  
Blogger Momentarily_Distracted said...

I agree with ladybug; it's kind of a given thing here.
However,in the spirit of this Blog, let me make the following statement: *ahem*

SMUT,PORN,SPURS,AND ASSLESS CHAPS.

Thank you. :o)

4:10 PM, October 15, 2005  
Blogger Bucky Four-Eyes said...

M_D - I never thought of urine as greasy. Leave it to the Internet to make me rethink everything I know.

Dazed - for you, the discounted price of $1.50!

Eclectic - I think we've already established that my mind is out to lunch lately (and what WAS in those birthday brownies?).

LadyBug - give me smut, or give me...abject boredom.

Squirl - nope, that last face - I made it alllll by myself. ;)
Yeah, it's close enough to Halloween to whip out the devil tongue face.

M_D - you have chosen wisely, grasshopper. And not a viscous drop of greasy urine in sight.

4:56 PM, October 15, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey all! This is DP. Damn it..can't remember my passwaord. Anyhow...That's a sizzling hot *ouch* masthead Bucky. Just on a friend's internet for a minute. Thought I'd say hey...so WTF. hey.

8:01 PM, October 15, 2005  
Blogger Amy said...

Geez, don't you look all coy and aloof and unruffled when the Lord is about to flick you. You are one cool customer, my Bucky-girl.

I think you wouldn't get smote. I think you would just get a smidge of smudge.

What?

10:10 PM, October 15, 2005  
Blogger Annejelynn said...

now why would She wanna smote you?

1:48 PM, October 17, 2005  

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