And the lord said, "Kick her ass!"
I think I'm 'bout to be smote.
Katy Barzedor proclaimed this to be so at 9:22 PM
Friday, October 14, 2005
I think I'm 'bout to be smote.
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- Trying so desperately not to use the word "urine"
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19 of you felt the overwhelming need to say somethin':
There will be no smoting my sister.
Dammit.
What have you done that you think warrants smoting? Or smiting? Or being smitten, smote, or smot? The Lord ain't like that.
Do you need to confess something, child?
Somebody just found this site via a search for "greasy urine."
I guess I have plenty to confess.
That was in reference to your dream about Florence Henderson. Well, I had to google it, didn't I?
Aaaaaah, of course. Florence Henderson, greasy urine...natural match.
(boy, I hope neither Sandy Duncan nor Florence Henderson ever read the Cotillion, or I'll get my ass whupped by famous ladies)
I gotta go try this out.
Going to go to Google and type greasy urine and see if you pop up.
Meanwhile...who looks up greasy urine???
Must be something catching.
Nope, no greasy urine for you.
Just prostate stuff.
Any gal who appears when one types in 'prostate' gets MY vote. And my phone number.
Wait... back to the smoting, smiting, smitten, smote or smot thing. NOBODY said "smut"???? ***sheesh, I have to do ALL the work around here....***
eclectic, this is Bucky's site. I thought "smut" was a given.
*heh heh* Ladybug makes an excellent point. What was I thinking?! Gaaah! That's Susie.
New masthead again. Nice colors.
Did you mess with your face in Photoshop there?
Revised masthead. It's all about the tongue.
I agree with ladybug; it's kind of a given thing here.
However,in the spirit of this Blog, let me make the following statement: *ahem*
SMUT,PORN,SPURS,AND ASSLESS CHAPS.
Thank you. :o)
M_D - I never thought of urine as greasy. Leave it to the Internet to make me rethink everything I know.
Dazed - for you, the discounted price of $1.50!
Eclectic - I think we've already established that my mind is out to lunch lately (and what WAS in those birthday brownies?).
LadyBug - give me smut, or give me...abject boredom.
Squirl - nope, that last face - I made it alllll by myself. ;)
Yeah, it's close enough to Halloween to whip out the devil tongue face.
M_D - you have chosen wisely, grasshopper. And not a viscous drop of greasy urine in sight.
hey all! This is DP. Damn it..can't remember my passwaord. Anyhow...That's a sizzling hot *ouch* masthead Bucky. Just on a friend's internet for a minute. Thought I'd say hey...so WTF. hey.
Geez, don't you look all coy and aloof and unruffled when the Lord is about to flick you. You are one cool customer, my Bucky-girl.
I think you wouldn't get smote. I think you would just get a smidge of smudge.
What?
now why would She wanna smote you?
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