Crunchy tobacco
I had occasion to dig out a coat I haven't worn since early last spring. I'd forgotten what my coats were like when I smoked. Here's what I found when I dug in the left pocket:
Hopefully I won't be diggin' stale cigars and cellophane out of my coats for too much longer. And in case you were wonderin', these crunchy motherfuckers held absolutely no temptation for me. Four months off the stogies now...I'm sure as hell not gonna fall off the smokey wagon for the equivalent of a dried cat turd.
Hopefully I won't be diggin' stale cigars and cellophane out of my coats for too much longer. And in case you were wonderin', these crunchy motherfuckers held absolutely no temptation for me. Four months off the stogies now...I'm sure as hell not gonna fall off the smokey wagon for the equivalent of a dried cat turd.
Katy Barzedor proclaimed this to be so at 11:00 PM
13 of you felt the overwhelming need to say somethin':
That's a very admirable thing, that "just saying no" to the smoking of dried cat turds :)
Congratulations on the lack of temptation. I fear what I shall find when I begin wearing my winter coats. Of course, if I finds some cigs, I shall smoke them.
I wont tell Hermione your holding out on your stash of cat turds.
Just say NO to dried cat turds. That is such an appealing motto. Not so appealing is the fact that we're having to pull out the winter coats.
If you ever DO decide to smoke dried cat turds, I don't mind mailing some to you. My cat eats premium cat food.
Wasn't it Metallica that said "Smoke that turd that doesn't smoke?" Or maybe it was "Bang that turd that doesn't..." No, that's not right.
I think you're missing out on the hallucinogenic wonder that is smoking dried cat turds. For years before the white man came, that was what the aboriginal people had in those peace pipes.
Light up and bliss out. When the rest of the word discovers this, cats will be the new Ipods - everyone will have one, and homeless guys will be following cats down the street with a scoop and some rolling papers.
Too funny!
No more cat turds for Bucky.
:oP
Susie - I resisted the temptation. That should surely earn me some brownie points. Or maybe I shouldn't mention brownies in this context.
SS Nick - as long as you don't find anything in your coat that you have to feed or water, I think you're alright. And hopefully you won't have to get out the winter coats just yet.
Jess - I'd appreciate it - I wouldn't want a dog that big holdin' a grudge.
Squirl - Everybody needs a motto. Why shouldn't mine have the word "turd" in it?
Kassi - nice to know I got a local "source."
Mr. B - I can't help you with that one. Not unless you wanna know about their song, "Enter Turdman"
Nilbo - cat turd smokin' is for amateurs. I'm so hardcore I just lick the cat's ass for a solid buzz.
M_D - yeah, just another habit to break, I guess. One day at a time...
Mrtl - You should get a prize for your new profile pic.
Just remember: nobody likes a quitter.
I love quitters! (smoking quitters, that is)
Four months for me tomorrow!!
I was just wondering the other day how your stop smoking campaign was going.
Will you think I'm a big softie if I say I'm proud of you? (And, for the record, you should be proud of you, too.)
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