Everybody scream for Buckenstein
I gave you rolling pins on Friday. Isn't that enough to sustain any reasonable person through a weekend?
Okay, so I took a couple of days off. I uncomputerfied myself for a while.
Alright, stop starin' at me like that. Truth of the matter is, I spent the weekend in my laboratory (la-BOR-a-tor-y) hard at work on my finest creation: Buckenstein's Monster.
How come my neck bolts don't look as spiffy as the ones that hack, Frankenstein, used? At least I put these on tight, motherfucker.
I plan to use Buckenstein's Monster (otherwise known as My Little Bitch) to do my evil bidding, which may or may not include the purchase of green leather chaps and/or the invasion of foreign soil armed with a sharpened rolling pin and a handful of dung. Puttin' on the RIIIIIITZ!
Hey, at least there were no excuses that included the use of a big metal hooba jooba.
Okay, so I took a couple of days off. I uncomputerfied myself for a while.
Alright, stop starin' at me like that. Truth of the matter is, I spent the weekend in my laboratory (la-BOR-a-tor-y) hard at work on my finest creation: Buckenstein's Monster.
How come my neck bolts don't look as spiffy as the ones that hack, Frankenstein, used? At least I put these on tight, motherfucker.
I plan to use Buckenstein's Monster (otherwise known as My Little Bitch) to do my evil bidding, which may or may not include the purchase of green leather chaps and/or the invasion of foreign soil armed with a sharpened rolling pin and a handful of dung. Puttin' on the RIIIIIITZ!
Hey, at least there were no excuses that included the use of a big metal hooba jooba.
Katy Barzedor proclaimed this to be so at 8:50 AM
10 of you felt the overwhelming need to say somethin':
Puttin' on the Ritz!
Green chaps, huh? But no metal hooba joobas. Must've been a good weekend. :-)
Green leather chaps--gotta have'em!
Also--it must feel good to be rid of those nasty hoobajoobas!
Happy Monday!
Sooopa-dooopa!
Never underestimate that awe of the hooba jooba...
I thought of you this weekend. I saw Dodgeball. "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood... no body..." and assless chaps. Good times.
Those neck bolts can be tricky.
Ah! Buckenstein's Monster/My Little Bitch. What erotic/psychotic dreams I could have!
Squirl - The weekend is always improved by the absence of big metal hooba joobas up one's butt. Um, at least for me. No offense to hooba jooba fans.
Effie - the more I think about green chaps the more amused I am by the idea. Lord help up all when I get to my photoshop.
M_D - Sooopa Dooopa Hooba Jooba?
Nugget - aaaaaah, "Dodgeball"...I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Eclectic - I suppose if I'd been more patient I could've found a picture where the bolts were pointed the right way, but screw that. No pun intended. I tried to flip the image over and that just looked wrong, angle-wise. So I decided to go for the inverted look.
SS Nick - I do my best to inspire that in my readers. Especially the psychotic part. And if you can find eroticism in there somewhere, then more powah to ya!
You've never looked more beautiful.
Hmm I spent the weekend in a white gown, and you spent it on a slab.
What does this all mean?
Zombie - I figured gettin' all green was the best way to toy with your affections. Wanna see my stitches up close?
Jess - I think it means you're Bride of Buckenstein.
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