What would you put on the tombstone?
Katy Barzedor proclaimed this to be so at 7:11 PM
Sunday, August 19, 2007
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12 of you felt the overwhelming need to say somethin':
Joe Camel Ends Life from Other End
Exotic pet turns erotic pet, kills owner.
OR
Another good reason to just buy a damned gift card and be done with it
Sick.
hmmm... looks like people are doing newspaper headlines. So here's what I would put on the tombstone:
Mrs. So-and-So
19XX - 2007
Sadly missed by numerous friends and one camel.
The stone should read:
Loved to Death
How screwed up is that, eh?
*sniff*
You guys make me proud!
But headlines are much more fun. Like this one:
Camel Becomes Enthusiastic Jockey, Loses Ride
Or how about:
If He Didn't Spit, You Must Acquit
Or even:
He asked, "Who's yer daddy?!" and there was no reply
*starts thinking about "And the bagpipe didn't say no" (or whatever the exact title of that Silverstien poem is*
What I want to know, Bucky, is what you were searching for that you even found this tasty little tidbit????
htgt, I was wondering the same exact thing.
???
My Hump, My Hump, It Crushed Her When I Jumped.
Did the camel have one hump or two?
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