Lazy Bucky's quickies
I'm sure they make medication for my state of mind, but what the fuck fun is that?
- My newest addiction is the cartoon The Boondocks. You have to love a show where a 9-year-old kid writes a letter to Santa calling him a "bitch ass nigga."
- Friday has traditionally been the cat to jump up in my lap simply for the purpose of farting on me. Lately, however, Thirteen has become increasingly clingy, and along with his newfound velcro-ness, he's picked up the "fart on mommy" habit. And it's bad, people, it's bad.
- I've heard older women who prefer to date younger men referred to as cougars. Does that apply to older women who prefer to date younger women? Am I a cougar? Or is the term "dirty old dyke" still the only label for someone with my predilection for girls who weren't old enough to vote in 1992?
- My shovel is still gone, so my small bit of hope that a neighbor just borrowed it is shot to hell. When I buy my new shovel, the fucker's coming in the house with me when it's not in use.
- I'm looking for work, but so far no one has realized how indispensable I would be to their corporation. Maybe I should take "$2 whore" off my resume?