Suddenly, I'm not hungry anymore
You know how some dogs will put their assholes against the carpet and then paddle across the floor? And how the reaction from the people in the house is always "NO! BAD DOG! GET YOUR ANUS OFF THE CARPET!"
Normal reaction, right? Yeah, I think so, too.
Well, tonight I saw a commercial for a carpet cleaning company. The commercial featured a big dog, doing the big ass-paddle across a white carpet.
Ummmm...that means that someone taught this dog to rub its ass on the carpet. On command.
Does this disturb anyone besides me? Is there such a demand in show business for this Disgusting Pet Trick that trainers anticipate its use and teach it to the pooches in between "beg" and "roll over"? Upon whose carpet do they practice? And what spoken command, do you suppose, is used to trigger the butt drag?
"Fluffy! Brown streak!"
I'm never letting my pets into show business.
Normal reaction, right? Yeah, I think so, too.
Well, tonight I saw a commercial for a carpet cleaning company. The commercial featured a big dog, doing the big ass-paddle across a white carpet.
Ummmm...that means that someone taught this dog to rub its ass on the carpet. On command.
Does this disturb anyone besides me? Is there such a demand in show business for this Disgusting Pet Trick that trainers anticipate its use and teach it to the pooches in between "beg" and "roll over"? Upon whose carpet do they practice? And what spoken command, do you suppose, is used to trigger the butt drag?
"Fluffy! Brown streak!"
I'm never letting my pets into show business.
Katy Barzedor proclaimed this to be so at 10:43 PM
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The one that disturbs me is for the lovely and generous 5/3 Bank. Not exact, but this dude says: "I'm a 42 year old man and I'm delivering the paper. It's my second job. I deliver the paper because my daughter needs braces and her needs come first." Then the announcer cuts in: "At 5/3 Bank, we help you reach your dreams."
What?! You help me reach my dreams?! I'm working a second job, it's 4 am and I'm schlepping paper. THIS is my dream? Gee, um, thanks 5/3 you fucking vampires!
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What's next? Teaching birds to sing the brown note???
Oh man... I didn't even THINK of that.
Another good reason not to have pets. Now, if I could just get the kids to stop doing that...
Really? I thought he had worms and this was the only job he could get until the meds kicked in.
I'm projecting again, aren't I?
*goes off to rub butt on carpet*
Oh Bucky, don't be so dramatic. You know dogs can't see brown... they're color blind!
heh
Next up will be a commercial featuring a dog they taught to eat its own shit on command. I wonder what product THAT would be for. Some sort of doggie mouthwash?
You know most dogs, if they do that its because they have worms and their asshole itches.... just saying..
Hmmm. The really disgusting thing is how anyone in advertising would think consumers would actually enjoy watching a dog make skid marks across the carpet.
That’s a terrible exploitation of an animal. The poor mutt: they probably stuck pepper up its ass.
Fiero already knows that trick. Now where are his residuals??
HTGT: I'd look on the carpet if I were you.
Happy Easter, Bucky!!
Easter blessings to you and the kittens, Bucky.
Happy Easter! :)
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